Doom Metal Alchemist

Are you familiar with Priest's 70s stuff? If not, do yourself a favor and check out Sad Wings of Destiny post-haste. One of the best metal albums of all time, as far as I'm concerned.

Laughs like Scooby Doo, regardless of inebriation.

I don't understand the whole "mom's basement" living situation. The entire time I lived with my parents, I just stayed in the room I grew up in. Why go to the basement when your room is already RIGHT THERE?

Has started a new cult surrounding the philosophy of "Human Transmutality," inspired by anime.

One of these days, he's going to cut you into little pieces.

Sounds a little D&Dish.

Wants Barry Manilow to do a cover of Fight Fire With Fire.

Wants to bring back Leisure Suit Larry.

Bought AVGN's used bathwater.

In case you were wondering, that is exactly what I was referring to, and NOT the sound airplanes make when they break the sound barrier.

Has me confused with @Insipid

Bought Belle Dephine's used bathwater.

Burger Seattle Boom

That brings up the question of how many of the main cast are they willing to replace? They've already showed to be willing to replace Shearer.

His ring tone is Spongebob screaming "SOILED IT. SOILED IT."

I think Batman Forever was the only movie I saw him in. Despite my fondness for the band The Doors, I never really cared to see the movie. Not sure why.

That was unexpectedly pretty great. Granted, I haven't seen the last few of their April Fool's pranks, but generally they seem like they put about 0 thought and effort into them. This one looks like it took years to complete.

Things/topics that are common in Seinfeld but pretty much nowhere else on TV: Dry cleaner's Cuban cigars Seriously, in the Seinfeld universe, way, way, WAY more people smoke Cuban cigars than cigarettes.

Did a Men At Work styled cover of Overkill by Motorhead.

That Amala Ekpunobi (did I get that right?) sure is interesting huh? Going down the YT rabbit hole some of her stuff was recommended to me and I enjoyed it, but the more I discovered the more I just went hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

Shells seahells by the seahorse.

Sells the fish she catches in public fountains to Kudasai so he can make them into sammiches and sell them.

Tina's impression of Bob's "girl walk" is how I listen to the quieter parts of Black Sabbath's Hand of Doom.