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Am I crazy or didn't we already wish him a happy birthday significantly less than a year ago? Happy birthday all the same, I guess.
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myth busters: boar3d edition
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to discolé monade's topic in General Discussion
Loves his vacuum cleaner because it sucks -
The special effects budget ran out.
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myth busters: boar3d edition
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to discolé monade's topic in General Discussion
Confuses Tony Iommi for Ritchie Blackmore, as Iommi was the one who liked to light his bandmate's legs on fire. -
sure looks like MTG just fucked up
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to discolé monade's topic in Current Events
Was there even a threat in there??? -
myth busters: boar3d edition
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to discolé monade's topic in General Discussion
Got his balls caught in his zipper and accidentally did the most perfect metal scream known to man. -
myth busters: boar3d edition
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to discolé monade's topic in General Discussion
Was a first ballot-er in the badminton hall of fame. -
Gas leak, maybe?
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myth busters: boar3d edition
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to discolé monade's topic in General Discussion
Started a breadstick sword fight with a server at the local Olive Garden. -
myth busters: boar3d edition
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to discolé monade's topic in General Discussion
Wrote a tell-all exposé on David Schwimmer. -
myth busters: boar3d edition
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to discolé monade's topic in General Discussion
Writes Mega Man fanfics. -
Not trolling, but I will concede that bacon makes good toppings on pizza and burgers. But bacon strips for breakfast as a side with like eggs and sausage or something, bacon like that sucks. Also people only hate pineapple on pizza so much because they're told to. Literally any single other pizza topping under the goddamn sun someone doesn't like, it's like "Eh, I don't like mushrooms/olives/green peppers/whatever." But with pineapple everyone fucking frothes at the mouth 'PINEAPPLE DOESN'T BELONG ON PIZZA YOU HEATHENS."
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What Are You Thinking About Right Now?
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to DragonSinger's topic in General Discussion
Any chance of getting Sawdy back here? I thought nabs was the reason he left. -
myth busters: boar3d edition
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to discolé monade's topic in General Discussion
Is the reason why the only Rainbow song that ever gets played on classic rock stations to this day is Since You've Been Gone instead of something far better, far more fondly remembered, and 100000000000000000% more a fan favorite such as Man on the Silver Mountain or Stargazer. -
The only thing that makes this make any sense at all is if Elon's primary goal is to completely dismantle the United States. He can't possibly be stupid enough to think he's doing anything to help the country even a little bit. I'm also going to have to assume Trump is completely checked out at this point being little more than a vegetable... and viable means for Elon to destroy the whole country.
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witches couldn't possibly have
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to discolé monade's topic in General Discussion
It's the opposite over here. I went out in shorts and a t-shirt and I was still hot. Had the car's A/C on blast. -
Self care acts that you just neglect
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to André Toulon's topic in General Discussion
Like pretty much everyone else has already mentioned, shaving. -
myth busters: boar3d edition
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to discolé monade's topic in General Discussion
Despite his avatar he absolutely reviles the Calgary Flames. -
What Are You Thinking About Right Now?
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to DragonSinger's topic in General Discussion
Fuck you in your fucking ass, DMV. -
myth busters: boar3d edition
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to discolé monade's topic in General Discussion
Was a 5th string NFL QB for 15 years, got into exactly 1 play. Considers it his life's highest achievement.