Doom Metal Alchemist

Chops vegetables with a philips head screwdriver.

It just occurred to me that like no political social media posts end with "Let that sink in," anymore.

Did a bowling ball fall on your head momentarily allowing you to post coherently?

So it's common knowledge that Garfield, the fat orange tabby cat that loves Lasagna and hates Mondays, was named after former president James A. Garfield. My question is, was Grover from Sesame Street named after former president Grover Cleveland?

WTF.... Even in the English dub the show still takes place in Japan, doesn't it?

Being serious for a moment here.... If you're going to accuse me of ripping off Children of Bodom's schtick, then make it about guitar and keyboard wizardry, not making metal covers of 90s bubble gum pop.

I don't think I can adequately convey how much I love this one with just a mere laugh react. This is brilliant.

Good, on TBS they really shoe-horned them in there where they didn't belong instead of letting them happen organically. Even the South Park episode that includes 162 individual s-bombs was able to do it organically, but its too much to ask of American Dad, apparently.

Tries to pay strippers with Monopoly money.

Says Automated Teller Machine machine instead of ATM machine.

....Apparently thinks I'm dudeco....?

Knows what "OnlyFeet" is.... somehow.

Has a still-sealed in shrinkwrap Uniracers on SNES he bought on ebay for $1,000.

Is Stampede available on anything besides crunchyroll?

Happy birthday!

Cosmo Kramer is his hero.

Is spending a life sentence imprisoned in The Shark Tank.

Damn. We in Cali get earthquakes and wild fires. I guess in the mountains there might be blizzards, but I don't live in the mountains.

I honestly had no idea New York got tornadoes.

His jaws are full of shark teeth instead of human teeth.

Was a big player in the short-lived vaudeville revival of the 1980s.

Signed up for Twitter just to heckle and harass Elon Musk.