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    Good luck communicating with foreign leaders.... Or anyone, ever.
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    Is it just me, or do the Chris in the top middle and the Chris in the top right look like twins?
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    If anyone's confused as to why his neck would have its own name, just remember that Peter Griffin was once Matt Damon's neck.
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    Knows why Blink 182 chose their name.
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    Dare I say, Velma is completely unattractive.
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    Getting serious for a moment, the Velma cosplay in porn NEEDS. TO. DIE.
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    Are you familiar with Priest's 70s stuff? If not, do yourself a favor and check out Sad Wings of Destiny post-haste. One of the best metal albums of all time, as far as I'm concerned.
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    Laughs like Scooby Doo, regardless of inebriation.
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    I don't understand the whole "mom's basement" living situation. The entire time I lived with my parents, I just stayed in the room I grew up in. Why go to the basement when your room is already RIGHT THERE?
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    Has started a new cult surrounding the philosophy of "Human Transmutality," inspired by anime.
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    One of these days, he's going to cut you into little pieces.
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    Sounds a little D&Dish.
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    Wants Barry Manilow to do a cover of Fight Fire With Fire.
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    Wants to bring back Leisure Suit Larry.
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    Bought AVGN's used bathwater.
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    In case you were wondering, that is exactly what I was referring to, and NOT the sound airplanes make when they break the sound barrier.
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    Has me confused with @Insipid
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    Bought Belle Dephine's used bathwater.
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    Burger Seattle Boom
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    That brings up the question of how many of the main cast are they willing to replace? They've already showed to be willing to replace Shearer.
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    His ring tone is Spongebob screaming "SOILED IT. SOILED IT."
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    That was unexpectedly pretty great. Granted, I haven't seen the last few of their April Fool's pranks, but generally they seem like they put about 0 thought and effort into them. This one looks like it took years to complete.
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    Things/topics that are common in Seinfeld but pretty much nowhere else on TV: Dry cleaner's Cuban cigars Seriously, in the Seinfeld universe, way, way, WAY more people smoke Cuban cigars than cigarettes.
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