Doom Metal Alchemist

Fuck you in your fucking ass, DMV.

Was a 5th string NFL QB for 15 years, got into exactly 1 play. Considers it his life's highest achievement.

Honored veteran of the Console Wars

@Raptorpat I've said it before and I'll say it again: We need a barf react.

Seeing as how I'm a card carrying member of The Van Buren Boys, I would have to say Martin Van Buren.

Rain, rain, fuck the fuck off go away, come again some other day actually just fuck off.

Saw Jerry Seinfeld sitting alone in an independent coffee shop. He walked up to Seinfeld, and asked him, "Mr. Seinfeld, can I ask you a question?" Seinfeld replied "Sure." And then Seight exclaimed, "WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH AIRLINE PEANUTS???"

Is solely responsible for the creation of the Star Wars character Jar Jar Binks.

21 Century Anxiety Man!

I have always loved this one.

Is the one that ACTUALLY invented the question mark.

I actually haven't gotten the error in a while.

Happy birthday!

Doesn't know I tried to buy a souvenir nose flute during a visit to Hawaii.... The last one they had at whatever tourist destination it was was missing a component. I did try to play it though, for real. * I did end up getting it too, just with the missing component so it doesn't work.

Doesn't know there's such a thing as a nose flute.

I was specifically talking about That_one_guy since I don't know KatEyes very well, but she is more than welcome to return too.

Happy birthday, and come back!

Yeah, right? So, logically, wouldn't "an history/historic" be grammatically incorrect? I'm not British, I don't say history as 'istory.

How is "an historic" even correct grammar? @nameraka you're an English teacher, right?

A-fucking-greed. Child In Time might be my favorite song ever.