Doom Metal Alchemist

It's funny because the original concept of musicians "selling out" had nothing to do with changing their sound or trying to find a wider audience. It was about musicians using their music to sell products, such as being used in a TV commercial for a car.

There's a popular myth that Black Sabbath got a ton heavier when they started tuning down from standard E to C#, BECAUSE of this tuning. I call bullshit. While Master of Reality, their first album recorded in C# tuning, has basically the heaviest guitar tone in the universe, and the next album Volume 4, mostly follows suit, the two albums after, Sabbath Bloody Sabbath and Sabotage, have much lighter guitar tones, despite still being in C# tuning. Master of Reality's massive guitar tone might have SOMETHING to do with the detuning, but it definitely isn't the whole story.

WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO WITH YOUR LIFE BIRTHDAY?

I'm trying to remember what the well liked one was from the early days of the N64. Was it Shadow of the Empire?

Was her best friend.

Wrote, directed, and starred in Attack of the Bell People From Planet Ding-Dong.

Is the target of classic swim's trained pigeons.

Since this got 2 likes, I feel like I deserve to know what was said.

Doesn't actually know who Mr. Hoonie even is.

Never smelled what The Rock was cooking. It was ramen.

Should realize I'm addicted to pizza, not ramen.

Who the hell would've made it, Squaresoft?

Happy birthday!

Is pictured here on the left:

happy brithday

Happy birthday!

Whenever he rips one, he also rips his pants.

Always makes sure he's in the elevator when TAO rips one.

Is actually the one that came up with The Simpsons, but he sold the idea to Matt Groening for half a Mounds bar.

Is the real life inspiration for Wilson the volleyball.

Is the real life inspiration for Mr. Wilson.

Tried marketing "misfortune cookies." It didn't work out well.

Spends his time off digging for dinosaur bones in his backyard.