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Mix

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  1. Sounds like a beast You should stop your bitchin' and lock that down
  2. I'll still be banished from 24 hour fitness for smoking on the treadmill In my defense they won't let me stream porn on the treadmill tv, so what the hell else am I supposed to do....exercising is hella boring
  3. that jacket makes the outfit....should of kept it
  4. Mix

    IGNORE ME!!!

    Isn't that the little monkey that likes getting drunk off fermented grapes or somethin' God speed, monkey......god speed
  5. it took me forever to find it and I'm sure there will be consequences........................................................................worth it
  6. I'm not a good person....I'm relatively self aware in that regard, but I like to believe i've gotten better.....and this new, better, me still would have told this dude to suck a dick and I wouldn't have said it that nice....at least tell me your still getting hooked up with the free weed...he's the guy whose family owns the dispensary right?
  7. happy birthday the ol' dirty thirty........one I'm just gonna start pouring you a glass here and you just say when
  8. Idk what I had cause I just stayed home but Web MD said that was a possibility....I'm good now though Oddly enough that's the brother I most identified with from that movie...totally knew he was gonna die
  9. it sounded like it was from something....like Sealab
  10. I know, but imagine dying of something that's not corona right now...years down the line they'll be talking about me and someone'll go, "...hey, what happened to him anyway?" and someone will respond, "you didn't hear? He died during that whole corona thing" then the setup, "oh shit, corona got him?" and the punchline, "nah, meningitis......like an asshole" then they just laugh i'm not well liked
  11. I'm ashamed to say I don't get the reference
  12. And it's not from the disease causing said pandemic ......you really feel like an asshole
  13. Smoking weed and riding motorcycle = terrifying descent into madness
  14. Georgia is opening up too so whoever gets to hell first saves a spot for the others
  15. Bye musket Hasta pronto
  16. Yeah, and you watch so much tv that you think crazy thoughts like....maybe......that's enough tv
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