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Mix

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  1. A month? I don't have a lot of experience in this area, but I'm guessing it's ova
  2. yeah, and that something was not weed and maybe probably could possibly have you on top of a Wendy's roof showing all god's creatures your money maker simpler times, them was
  3. this is the one situation where that's actually bad news....you can't compete with the dispensaries welp, plan B.....you're going to have to do some cam work
  4. ....what's that? oh, I don't have it? It's just him? BAD BOY! COMING OUT 2021! STARRING WILL SMITH AND........NO ONE ELSE!
  5. I got plenty, brother.....come on over and throw back a few with me All offers subject to strict blood, urine, stool, and saliva testing. 48 hour quarantine mandatory. Strip search and cavity search mandatory. Tracking chip installation mandatory. Side effects of tracking chip may include, but are not limited to headaches, nose bleeds, sleep walking, sleep running, sleep driving, sleep cooking, sleep eating, sleep murder.
  6. shhhh, it's not going to be long now 😢
  7. I don't know if you have connections, but this is the time to start selling weed
  8. never take me seriously I'm a guy who made a list of jokes as options of things to say as I lay dying I'm a guy who pretended to be deaf or blind for the entire first day of every new school I attended (5, 6 if we're counting highschool) I'm a guy who got his dick pierced for a joke.........turns out the joke was on me I'm a guy who is actually a girl.....i'm a girl.....I've been lying to you all for years.....why.....why not I'm a guy who just lied to you
  9. memba the days when the shit was illegal and every now and then all the dealers would run out and you'd call everyone you knew like it was the end of the world simpler times, them was
  10. i'm gonna miss you
  11. nah, just dickin' around....
  12. -They closed down the gyms today. I demanded they be re-opened but they hahahahahahaha jk I bought a ton o booze -I took enough liquids and herbs to insure that my body was not suitable for viral infestation -Spent thirty minutes putting pressure on my thumb because the blood moving under the nail looked like a lava lamp -Watched Natural Born Killers -Took more herbs as I was left disconcerted by the movie and thought this would help.............it didn't -Paranoid, I took a bath to sooth myself..........The walls were closing in, I thought I was going to die -took a short nap......woke up six hours later Quarantine is fun guys !
  13. These rich muffukkas are gonna be fine Handle yo shit and stock up on toilet paper
  14. Welp, looks like people have already started forming bands of reavers.....
  15. I wouldn't fall asleep if I were you
  16. I don't even know if i've ever seen someone intentionally make movies like Riki O or The Room....good bad movies are rare happy accidents
  17. Blood of Mix Pros: - You can run your car on it Cons: - (see pros)
  18. Happy birthday you so and so
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