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woah, hamstrings are real shit....that's not something you put off.....how well can you operate that leg?

ok, but I'm kinda mad you didn't get my MMB reference so you have to wear a viking hat and a clock necklace as our hype man

There's rehab you can do at home....just pull up videos on youtube.....it's especially common with dancers so they do a ton of band resistance stuff with their ankles....can't hurt to check it out i'm big on taking time to rehab stuff 'cause it almost always leads to worse shit down the line....I know from experience

Based on the few hype men that come to mind, I don't know if you'd be a good hype man....that's the impression that I get

He has been shunned for his blasphemy

yeah, now that you pointed it out, that definitely looks like an Ikea water tower

Is that really a house? Idk why, but I imagine that is what a scientology church would look like....having never seen one >.>

You can play something? You are now the leader of the band

it's a deal, but you have to provide your own balloons

I......didn't even know that was a thing

that stache tho

Did I mention I don't know how to play any instruments....sooo, i'll be the singer also, I can't sing

That's kinda sad.....I mean i get where you're coming from, but all documentaries aren't created equal....some of them are fucking sick....i'm not talking about this one, it kinda fizzled out for me

...that only plays covers of cartoon theme songs You in?

uhh, what......it's better 'cause it's real

Just never mention any of this.....some things you take to the grave to maintain your social standing....or their grave I'm not marrying an ethiopian girl, my sister's gay, my other sisters atheist....none of this is info we need to share with grandma....she's got like two days left and she lives on the other side of the world

I think part of it has to do with the weight gain....the bigger you get the more heat you generate, so it was way easier when we were younger

My cousins make fun of me 'cause I have problems with spicy food....If I said what you just said, that would be it for me

The privately owned tiger population in Texas exceeds the population of tigers in the wild The show I referenced provides examples of some of these big cat owners....Of course they are totally mentally stable and nothing goes wrong ever

I used to be the opposite.....I used to love the heat.....I used to thrive in the summer.....I used to be African I am beginning to lose my powers

You got Netflix? Watch Tiger King

Forget the heat, you guys have more tigers than the rest of the world.....you got real problems