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it means you're holding your breath

lmao, I did not see this before posting this thread

'cause the ladies have been all up in your boy's phone and I don't think it's because of the push ups i've been doing every other Friday.... and by ladies, I mean a grand total of two.....three if you count my nana, but she sends the eggplant emogi to everyone 'cause she saw my sister do it once and no one was willing to tell her what it means

Bigfoot Both him and the people who believe in him....neither's getting any younger....they had a good run

Hi fuggs

Yeah

Proko

Youtube is a great free resource Andrew Loomis has a great series of books on drawing if you wanna spend a few bucks You can skip all that and head straight for the Faustian bargain for immediate results Your call

Or I could throw together a pirate costume and pretend i'm the captain of the S.S. Sofa spotting land off in the distance...

idk because, thankfully, that's not the type of weird I am

Been looking at my spit for the last twenty minutes Did you guys know that telescopes and microscopes work differently?

I could make fun, but I'm a day away from brewing toilet wine, so do watcha gotta do

I.....use a lot of those

ahh....I see.....you're saying the dogs are the key to our survival No wonder the old lady down the street has seven of those tiny purse dogs.....she's raising an army

I for one welcome our new overlords

Never realized our elderly population was holding back an uprising. The birds and squirrels are more addicted to bread than Oprah. I sat down to eat my sandwich and was accosted and subsequently mugged by, and I'm ball parking the numbers here, three thousand birds. They were led by a squirrel

Black guys don't go running at night....there are easier ways to get shot >.>

I don't smoke...that would be a good excuse though

Reaffirming that age old saying "You can't have bad cardio if you have no cardio"

I was going to do a young santa clause thing, but fuck that, this is mint

It's OK just tell her you're having stomach problems and lock yourself in the bathroom for several hours....it's embarrassing but not as embarrassing, y'know