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....who is also a closet homosexual He's constantly paranoid about which thing people suspect and the thought of him makes me feel better about my shit

You couldn't have swung that back around....running was the best option Running is never not the best option....RUN FROM YOUR PROBLEMS, CHILDREN!!!

I've never felt closer to you than I do right now

I'm not the right skin tone or age bracket for that reference....I caught some Matlock re-runs back it the day if you wanna take a swing at that

It doesn't matter....I just wanted to use the word hoosegow

If it goes sideways, will you visit me in the hoosegow?

I'm trying to commit a crime, not look up porn

He-man was a shitty cartoon

Googling how to google how to dispose of a body without the FBI finding out

Who's fighting?

Better....class of criminal?

Hiccup: you somehow got the job Question: Now what?

Imagine the guy who is flipping through channels at three in the morning, when suddenly the crackhead he fucked in a Texaco bathroom back in '92 is telling him about the wonders of his patented fill while gently cradling a pillow like it was his lover....imagine that guy....what does he look like? is he married? what's his financial situation? does he tell someone or keep it to himself?