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your breakdown was so much more entertaining than the real thing....I wish I read it before I tried to watch it All I read was "GYMKATA!" and I thought that sounded familiar (turns out it's Ken Block's drifting series), so I checked out the trailer....gymnastics and karate, what could go wrong....went right to the movie, couldn't even finish it....it was so bad, I watched Raging Bull as a palate cleanser How do you get through these?

I was laughing till I realized i'm about to run out of toilet paper.....down to my last two rolls.....if the store is sold out, I'm just gonna go into the walmart bathroom and stock up.....this is no fuckin' joke

oh, is that what that is? I thought it was the air conditioning >.>

let me paint you a picture....you ever watch Freakazoid? Remember how his hand talked and had it's own personality and storyline? yeah, i'm seeing a therapist

I just need an on switch and an off switch..... All week I couldn't work for five minutes without getting distracted, I was so god damn horny.... I was bargaining with it, "look man, just hold out till the end of the week, alright. I promise it won't be like last time. Just calm the fuck down" Shitty week goes by and today i'm finally about to get this stress relief in and......nothin' Me: "we're getting laid, this is what you wanted" Dick: "yeah, I guess" Me: "what the fuck do you mean, I guess!" Dick: "nah, nah, it's good. Good for us. Lets go get laid" Me: "you don't seem excited" Dick: "no, i'm excited....just wake me up when we get there" Me: "you son of a **** **** *** ********" I'm gonna take a nap

yeah, that's stupid....if anything, you should eat more ass......we're all 'bout to die, time to really get loose

my friend used to hit the window locks in the car before he farted so none of us could escape This is why men are in charge

You don't look that bad. I like the hat. It's a nice touch.

What is it about that fucker and his product? Is it made from his freshly harvested cum? these bitches are losing their minds

lmao, I remember this french journey man mma fighter in the early 2000s....his name escapes me, but he used to paint stuff in his hair or on his body and I used to think he would have been better off as a mime....I mean general artist sure, but i always came back to mime cause he had the face for it.....I'm gonna try to find him

I'm no lady, madame, but I do perform the occasional mime show at the park once a month. I would perform more often but I can't afford it....the youths that claim the park as their own charge a hefty price for protection

I look at all three movies as a package deal...and like you said, Bane was all I needed from that third film... As far as the car goes, I'll wait to see what it looks like on screen but these pictures aren't don't it any favors...at least the Nolan tank looked different....like he was trying to one up the crazy batman cars that came before...this thing looks like Hoonigan threw it together

This batman movie is going to suck balls Everyone was so focused on Ben Affleck last time but I knew that one was going to blow when I saw who they got to play Lex... The sparkling vampire in a chopped Pantera isn't going to make this one any better Christopher Nolan set an impossibly high bar

Happy bir....wait a minute, do vampires even have birthdays....he's technically dead right? Happy birth/awakening day....please don't eat me

WHO TOLD YOU ehhh, I mean....good one, hehe '>.>

you've lived a comfortable life

look, i'm not doing that bullshit where I break up the banana into little pieces....this is how bananas have been eaten since the dawn of time and it's not going to change now no matter what you or Wiz Khalifa says

I don't remember what he was recently charged with, but he did that shit yo

Why? 😆

He's had so many surgeries...it's sad to see how much he's lost.....sacrificed everything to be the greatest...Jay cutler's looking great though

I just thought it was funny how they cut it off right before he started squatting like it went badly... But everyone knows the legend will never die...LIGHT WEIGHT BEBE!!!

Which ones? I think I tried one called pure ale, but I don't know if I'm spelling it right

I mean, for two old white guys, they looked pretty damn terrible