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It doesn't matter....I just wanted to use the word hoosegow

If it goes sideways, will you visit me in the hoosegow?

I'm trying to commit a crime, not look up porn

He-man was a shitty cartoon

Googling how to google how to dispose of a body without the FBI finding out

Who's fighting?

Better....class of criminal?

Hiccup: you somehow got the job Question: Now what?

Imagine the guy who is flipping through channels at three in the morning, when suddenly the crackhead he fucked in a Texaco bathroom back in '92 is telling him about the wonders of his patented fill while gently cradling a pillow like it was his lover....imagine that guy....what does he look like? is he married? what's his financial situation? does he tell someone or keep it to himself?

Murderer

We're gonna have to take care of this You're gonna need two green spray paint cans, an emperor penguin, a 4 lb fire extinguisher, twelve road flares, and double sided tape

He was all, "Sir, my name is officer jedediah springfield and you are under arrest for public indecency" Can you believe he never knew about the Simpsons character....said he didn't even watch the show....unreal

been watchin' it.....over and over....I've even started to take on Depp's mannerism's from the movie....I may have a problem

Zeni, if you're willing to study and pass the bar, i'm willing to get a very fast car with no top, cocaine, a tape recorder for special music, and acapulco shirts for our trip to vegas

ahh, I see....well done

One of god's own prototypes. A high powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

I don't know who these guys are.....I don't watch wrestling, but I knew she did and thought that was a funny way of making light of the situation I do wanna take a swing at guessing their names though.....The Bee Twins? Los Abejas? The Electabuzzers? Dad Bod Squad? Los Ultimos Disfrances Disponsibles?

covid-19 and pneumonia that doesn't seem fair