Imagine the guy who is flipping through channels at three in the morning, when suddenly the crackhead he fucked in a Texaco bathroom back in '92 is telling him about the wonders of his patented fill while gently cradling a pillow like it was his lover....imagine that guy....what does he look like? is he married? what's his financial situation? does he tell someone or keep it to himself?
We're gonna have to take care of this
You're gonna need two green spray paint cans, an emperor penguin, a 4 lb fire extinguisher, twelve road flares, and double sided tape
He was all, "Sir, my name is officer jedediah springfield and you are under arrest for public indecency"
Can you believe he never knew about the Simpsons character....said he didn't even watch the show....unreal
Zeni, if you're willing to study and pass the bar, i'm willing to get a very fast car with no top, cocaine, a tape recorder for special music, and acapulco shirts for our trip to vegas
I don't know who these guys are.....I don't watch wrestling, but I knew she did and thought that was a funny way of making light of the situation
I do wanna take a swing at guessing their names though.....The Bee Twins? Los Abejas? The Electabuzzers? Dad Bod Squad? Los Ultimos Disfrances Disponsibles?