Mix

greetings from the future

Do you know where your soul is?

It will be on the test

Alright, all we need now is a sample of your DNA and we'll get to work on your replacement Miss...uhh..Fire....stone

One six dollar moderator or six one dollar moderators I can't decide why do I always find myself in these situations It's Tijuana all over again But at least this time it's me who has the penicillin resistant gonorrhea

Power cannot corrupt what has already been corrupted! Mix 2020! All campaign contributions will be spent on drugs! All abuses of power once in office will be directed towards @molarbear

Scotty 2 Hotty

It's all about that real pussy

UPDATE: These are the results of the investigation so far. A yet unkown outside party gained access to several accounts, mine included, through a person on staff here at unevenedge. Unfortunately the email exchanges show that staff member to be @katt_goddess Further info to follow

Please do not send any cookies to that address. The investigators are investigating the investigation and will let you know how this came to pass.

I want to give back to my community. For today only, everyone who sends a cookie to the address below will get two cookies in return. 123 Sesame Street, New York, Ny 10128

look I don't even know who that is....there was a small window of time where I cared about talking bears and the ones that made it through were Yogi, Boo-boo, Baloo, and Pooh

yeah, I know....aaaaaaand i'm NOT typing out how it goes

Machado was a cold bastard, but he was good to his men. Once you drew blood for him you were set. Hooch, blow, girls, boys......girl/boys

fuck off, there's no way unless we're gonna need a van, a hot bitch, and a smart bitch

uhh yeah.....that's T-pain so anyway, back to the last eight years, wuh happen'

Joe Rogan said this would happen

lmao....man this is terrible, but I was thinking of you going on about your terrible experience, "worst sex of my life...yada yada yada....she put her finger in my ass and in my ear, IN THAT ORDER", all the while a rape victim's staring you down like, "this motha..."