little_girl_lost

Dog Day Afternoon

its a whole 'nother country, like wyoming

dick dastardly forgot what a dick

its too bad that it was cases of venom energy drink and not cases of red bull, then red bull would've given me wings.

some idiot stacked cases of energy drinks all the way up to the ceiling in my walk-in cooler. I was in the middle of clearing out space in the storage room to move some of the cases in there because of the obvious hazard. I was walking past the huge stack and it began to fall over and missed me by a hair

a fire hazard

Corn Porn for horny cob gobblers

i work 6 days next week and one of the shifts is 12 hours and with the full week the next week, i'll be working 11 days in a row

D batteries

I kid about being cocky about being grown and i'll share

whenever I damn well feel like it, i'm adult af nah, I think I might make them at around 9 so they're still fresh enough when the ol man gets home after 2

I was gonna make ribs tonight, but I have a whole rack to make and its just liitle ol' me

pepsi

prolly just light tricks i'm a solid lowercase a cup

That's all you get, I know they're not as glorious as sponges

nobody wants to look at my ugly mug

hookers and blow a new Hawaiian shirt

i'm lucky to get one like a month

Pepperidge farms remembers

my area sucks hard for new restaurants