little_girl_lost

try me

I know many ohioans with confederate flag tattoos

I got my boyfriend 2 engraved zippo lighters a few years ago. The first one has his name on it and was given as a gift. The second one I had engraved with the same font as the first lighter, but it says "fuckboi". I switched out the lighters without his knowledge and it took many months, and one of his friends to point out the text.

At this point, I'm more hate than woman

retiring the character?

You're gonna have to show me your asshole

I hate myself enough for the both of us

the other day it was so hot in my room that the wax of one of my candles started melting on its own, without the candle being lit this will be a fun summer

[attack of the 4' 11" girl]

pics or it didn't happen?

yeah, I saw that stuff for sale at an ollies like a month ago the back label has an inking error that makes "hand sanitizer" look like "hard sanitizer" and that makes me think that liquor companies should package their product in hand sanitizer bottles, with all the print the same except for it saying "Hard Sanitizer" on the label

do the cheeseburgers have tomato slices on them? because, if so

the grass boots

Crumble Pie

i have about a month to go

i usually go about two months between sexual encounters

my store has a freal machine, but all our self serve beverage machines are shut down due to the covid-mania but when my store locks up at night I grab a shake out of my backstock freezer and make it for myself

i thought this would be about freal milkshakes

i am my cats' pillow

i thought madea was this generations earnest