lupin_bebop

I wish I had MY apron.....It would've been amazing.

Nope. Never.

I know them feels.

What? I find idiocy to be extremely interesting. Especially idiocy of your caliber. There's no way that you're real. It's like watching chimpanzees and junk at the zoo.

.......................Nabs? Blood pie?

This.

Then why are you helping these pale faces?

Maybe. Dunno until people tell me.

Of course it doesn't. You fuckers appropriated it from someone else (NATIVE Americans and Latin Americans), like you always fucking do. Then, claimed it as your own, because fuck the coloreds.

You KNOW why I’m watching this one.

Yeah. No. Not in black families. We eat chocolate cake to keep our skin tone dark and re-connect to the motherland.

Yep. That’s okay. We don’t need people like you, either. The trash is big enough for it.

........Like I said before, it's no fun with my kind of advantage.

Y’all know why I’m here.

I used to do that multiple times a week. Now, I work graveyard, so it’s not worth it, because it’s no fun when I don’t have competition.

Yes. It’s a family tradition to eat chocolate cake. It’s a reminder to not sell out to the white man. Especially that pumpkin spice bullshit.

Let’s see..... @Rogue_Alphonse for obvious reasons @crackymckrackin simply because because @cyberbully Shouldn’t need to explain why here @Detroit_Red because Fight Tour still hasn’t come to town yet @ghostrek @packard and @Zenigundam all at once. Because there’s no way they are real. If so, I have some whiskey for everyone. @scoobdog because entertainment value alone Many others, as well.

I’ll trade you. I worked 3 12-hour shifts in a row. I feel like I got hit by a dump truck, then Death fucked the corpse.

It’s true. They gave us a “holiday meal” at work. It had chicken and turkey. Liquid potatoes, green beans, and a roll. I already had a ham sandwich earlier in the day. All those meats together mixed with manual labor meant meat farts. Like....hard gas meat farts. Like....”I can smell this shit within 3 yards of me” farts. I could literally ventriloquist my farts to other sections of the dock. It was......entertaining for a few hours.

..........I can neither confirm nor deny any benefits of said muscle workout.