lupin_bebop

I was at work packaging dildos. Literally.

You already have your itinerary for the day.

DUDE! She totally does!!

No.

Says someone who's driving a car she can't afford that can't raise a child.

Why yes........yes, he would (and has been).

Interesting coming from someone who can't get their own shit together.

I'm not. I'm just not in the mood for bullshit.

No. They aren't.

Yeah. I have to carry cables in the Elantra for this month. It's an Elantra, so yeah....

Yep. At least she'll be as heated as her mom.

Yeah......why are you not ban-on-sight again?

I'm all about an amazing Saturday morning. Haven't had one in a while......I'm due.

No.

K

😐

Definitely number 3.

That may be true....or maybe you're just a clumsy, irresponsible fuck. I wouldn't know. I haven't really had mine slip at all, unless I'm not holding it.

I want to give you something: . , : ; ( ) /\” ? ! ‘ They are called “punctuation”. I suggest you use them in the future. That way, you don’t look like a fucking 8 year old in an adult’s brain.

Well.....I got to help Peter Mayhew in my store a few months before he passed away. Me (knowing full well who he was): “Wow. You have the same name as him. The guy who plays Chewbacca.” Chewy: “Yeah. People tell me that. He’s much better looking, though.” After I helped him and got his phone back to him: Me: “Thanks, by the way.” Him: “No, you helped me. Thank you.” Me: “Nah, you’re the best wingman ever. Thank you.”

Yes....play a game that runs better on PS4 and came out years before.

Good. Then, you can literally shut the fuck up.

I mean......sure. It’s fine.