lupin_bebop

I want to give you something: . , : ; ( ) /\” ? ! ‘ They are called “punctuation”. I suggest you use them in the future. That way, you don’t look like a fucking 8 year old in an adult’s brain.

Well.....I got to help Peter Mayhew in my store a few months before he passed away. Me (knowing full well who he was): “Wow. You have the same name as him. The guy who plays Chewbacca.” Chewy: “Yeah. People tell me that. He’s much better looking, though.” After I helped him and got his phone back to him: Me: “Thanks, by the way.” Him: “No, you helped me. Thank you.” Me: “Nah, you’re the best wingman ever. Thank you.”

Yes....play a game that runs better on PS4 and came out years before.

Good. Then, you can literally shut the fuck up.

I mean......sure. It’s fine.

...........

..........Like a human being.

THIS. THIS is EXACTLY me, too.

Of course I do. I wanna see how long it takes for my Google Voice numbers to get blocked from them.

............or

I’ll let Dr. Cox take this one for me: https://youtu.be/3zNjQecyjE8

I don’t need bogus Apple tech support. I AM Apple tech support. I know what the fuck I am doing (literal titled Genius in the Apple store). I love to get those numbers and troll them into the ground. Especially when they answer with *thick Indian accent* “TacK Sapoet, James Smith speekan.” I almost always call and tell them I am from Apple’s Internal Audit Department (doesn’t exist), and listen to them panic.

Every time I get one of those, I like to fuck with them. SO much fun.

South Texas, yeah.

......Whiskey, steak, and Mac and cheese.

That bitch is going to have to wait in line. Puerto Rico is next , fuckers.

.........

.........Why?