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Astroglide, empty restaurant bottles, sleeping pills, grill lighters, and gummy bears all together.

Amazon just throws your shit in a box and sends it to you. They don't even give a shit if it breaks.

It’s just like saying “you”. Can be singular or plural.

You’re not wrong. The higher up I look at people in my building, the less they interact with other people/humans. Fuck, just my Process Assistants (basically shift leads/supervisors) don’t even bother looking at us. They just stare at their computers with algorithms and productivity shit on walls and move us to keep with their flow numbers and rate.

..........They give "skin regenerating lotion" in the bathroom....so.....technically, yes.

Nope. We don't see a difference. We have to keep up with rate, so we have to pack an order fast, regardless of priority. If you're doing an Amazon Now order, you're probably going to get it routed directly to a driver after we pack it, rather than other parts of the building.

I don’t know. As an AFE, you don’t get to see who your package goes to. The SLAM (Shipping Label Application Machine) labels it before it goes to the dock and gets loaded. When we get an order, we only see the assigned order number, box size, and items in the order. Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if I filled my own order before. I highly doubt it, but it’s possible. I HAVE put my own order on a truck before when I was at the dock.

Fuck Jeff Beezos. He’s a dick. He doesn’t know anything about how employees operate his company. He basically is a modern day plantation owner. He’s doesn’t see us as people, but commodities to make more money. Hopefully, you die while on the job, so they aren’t liable. $1 TRILLION war chest, and you can’t bother/afford to pay taxes, nor give your employees some extra time off or benefits. But, you’ve got money to build ANOTHER HQ and 5 fulfillment centers? Also, every decision he makes to be “customer centric” in the company screws us completely. The level of indoctrination of the higher ups is fascinating. It is pure on robotics. Like....they trust the robots and algorithms more than the people. Also, making everything about productivity, ironically, kills productivity.

Contrary to popular belief, I’m super polite and quiet.

They give up ibuprofen for free in vending machines. As much as you want. They have some other things ready, too.

It is not a bad job as a backup. They pay well, just be ready for body aches. Also, it’s not a bad second job.

Yes, and no. Depends on where you work. Stow, Pick, and Pack (three different sections) all have their own goals. No real quotas, per se (save holiday totals for the section). BUT, there are rates we have to keep at (meaning certain number of functions per hour), which is a little more annoying. Rate is more important. Rate is kind of our quota.

What is this? An Amazon Fulfillment Employee (AFE) is one of the people who gets your order from Amazon and puts it together for shipping. Basically, once you click “Confirm Purchase” and get done paying for it, it goes to someone like myself. I pack a LOT of things in boxes, envelopes, and wings (book envelopes) everyday. I’m doing this because: I’m bored I’m more than happy to share this I’m finding another job I have no problem poking some fun at Amazon’s customers’ expense Fuck Amazon’s management Anyways, ask me stuff.

.......It's just a way to address unknown parties. Shut it, bitches. I just say "bitches" because I don't know your names individually.

You can make rent and bills, right? Then you don't have to take shit from anybody.

Haytham is a Templar.

He shot, PERIOD. Quido never shot in the original cut.

Added teeturtle.com to list

Dumbledore dies on page 596.

......So....basically Nabs is fucked?

Correct.

No!!!