lupin_bebop

Hmmm.....I still call bullshit....this place loads at the speed of a wet fart.

They are completely....."How do I do living?"

I thought you had a job. What happened?

Because you touch yourself at night. ?

Yep. Got over it.

K.

As someone who lives in the Dallas area and uses them: No. They don't get robbed often. Last one was a year ago, and that wasn't a robbery. Most of the time, just normal fares.

I am a DJ. You could get a job. Start doing odd jobs for people. Be an Uber/Lyft driver Stop being a lazy prick.

Pretty much my philosophy on myself everyday.

Yes. In my defense, I babysat this state rep's kids and went to church with him. Made it easier.

I do the same thing, too. I pretty much always pour a second bowl. Doesn't matter what cereal I'm eating. I'm NOT lactose intolerant, but I AM intolerant to turkey bacon and weak shit like that.

How? Take my fucking eyeballs out and turn them around? You could try, I don't know.....going out and TALKING to women in a non-creepy manner. Then again, this is you we're talking about. Your best chances are a Fleshlight, birthing agent, and fuzzy softcore cable porn.

THIS nigga.

.......Yet it's a mystery why you can't get any. You're basically the GHB version of Ted Cruz.

.................Not worth it. ?

Bullshit. ?

Why?

American Dream that shit. Make a buck. ?

Too bad you don't have "Human Decency" on there

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My favorite part of this is the fact EVERYONE has the SAME motherfucking reaction. ?

Oh Lord......where to start here...... It could be that he, just like the majority of people here, are fed up with your shit? Or, maybe it's because you kill animals? Maybe it's your general acting like Courtney Love on a coke bender. Possibly, it's because you're being a thirsty cunt, acting like he's the fucking Pacific Ocean. Maybe it's because your crusty snatch is online every 13 seconds. Maybe it's the fact you're fake as fuck. Fuck if I know I just know he's not annoyed with you for no reason.