Part of me knows that this is just an asinine and insane idea. Part of me knows that you're only saying this stuff because you haven't had outside stimulation in a while, and this is a great way to go about it (somewhat) constructively. Part of me needs to see this, because, well, vanity is a thing. Part of me doesn't want this, but kinda wants to see it, because it's at least morbidly entertaining me for a couple of seconds until my inevitable clock out.