GunStarHero

You're going to make some man very happy one day, Zeni.

I'm not entirely sure that's possible. It looks like his arms are as articulate as a 70s action figure.

Oh you mean Sailor Moon for boys?

At this point, I'm just curious why you've decided to pigeonhole yourself into this alpha-beta shtick. Perhaps some truth to it after all?

Bit old for your taste, though, eh?

I think Zeni exclusively knows how guy on guy sex works.

Go fuck the Chad. That'll show the Stacy who's the real Alpha: Zeni, the Chad Fucker.

I love when people bring their pterodactyls to a public place and ignore them while they screech away.

I dont want to hear anything about this until you spit in that ass, bro.

Oh they're all fucked for sure. Wouldn't be surprised if they are soon relics of the past.

Oh right, this thread. I forgot about posting again. Here's something I wrote shortly after being disowned by my abusive family. I was 19 when I wrote this: "I am no victim of this fate. The failures of my flesh and blood shall not hold me down. Their shackles will be shattered and hoisted high above my head, made to show testament to my own will. I will never be broken by the likes of you." And "Not all heroes make it to the end. But no hero am I. God knows I want to end this pathetic excuse I call my existence. Morbid reality is all that keeps me going, but merely as a drudge, shackled to my own lack of inner audacity. Tell me, warrior, what is most important: your shield or your sword? Must we stand tall, holding out against the tide of folly we call "life," with nothing to defend us but our own fortitude? Or should we focus on the attack and strike at fate with our sword of conviction and pray we can give it a run for its money? I think you must not only have both, but be well-rounded, knowing when to use what. Sometimes it takes more than one key to unlock a door. Such a lovely, swirling, torrent of emotional torment that slumbers within me. I will die young, I just pray, to a god I do not even believe in, that I will not have wasted my time here. Let it be on a high note, one to be remembered well, even if only by a precious few, rather than a disgusting and vile sink that will leave my memory marred with a sharp disdain. Vanity even at Death's door, it seems. To lose something from the actions of others is a tragedy, but to make the move yourself is truly devastating. Even when a sin is rebuked by a deed of virtue, it cannot ever truly undo what was done."

Eel, shrimp, and scallops are my all time favorites.

Shit, if I get my back and neck scratched in a certain way I'm all set right there. Anything after that is icing on the sex cake.

An NDA is a nondisclosure agreement. They cannot legally view your submission without one. It also has the added effect of filtering out most requests. I'm not sure about the YouTube thing. All our submissions exclusively existed within each respective submission. Best to just Google that. Worse case scenario just unlist the videos.

Last year it got to 116 out here. Just hoping we dont go higher than that. High of 105 atm.

CumStainHero's at it again.

First things first, you guys need to sign an NDA. Without that, they wont look at it. You may need to contact them to get a copy of theirs if it's not online somewhere.

You know what they say, you gotta fake it til you make it and she lets you spit in her ass so you bam bam that ham ham.

If youre serious about that then I can provide some guidance and/or assistance if you'd like. I submitted multiple pilots to them and got as far as talking face to face with writers from various shows (Venture Bros., ATHF, and Frisky Dingo/Sealab).

Can't tell but it looks like sectoral heterochromia rather than heterochromia. I only say that because I have the same thing in one of my eyes.