GunStarHero

Thor: The Dank World

SuperSad

The Longest Dab

12 Years A Slav The Passion of the Chris Schindler's Lost

A Bag's Life

Get Gout

Citizen Kanye

I am as impressed as I am disgusted. Carry on.

Not quite the same but I have so many god damned timers on my phone while I'm at work. I have a pretty spot on "internal" timer for most of the food that's cooking, but there are just so many random things that take a little too long to remember all at once.

Mix? MIX!? Where am I supposed to find a plunger???

Absolutely.

Bro send me a video of your stand-up and I'll help you get there slightly faster.

Add it to LBs shopping list like the Vegeta statue.

Now you just need the burrito blanket.

I prefer the company of people with a sense of humor.

I was unaware aspirations could be so low.

I like a lot of stuff but my all time favorite is actually Raisin Bran Crunch. No crunch? No dice.

Ah like a male Amy Schumer.

Man, you and @That_One_Guy should take the comedy show on the road. Preferably away from me.

I'm gonna get so many upvotes on pornhub when I repost your comment.

Im Commander Shepard and this is my favorite thread on The Citadel.

When I worked at a buffet in Texas we offered catering and would frequently cater for the local churches that were predominantly black and hispanic. Our chicken sucked and everyone loved it. The recipe was so boring but it was a big hit. Practically all of the fried chicken I ever truly enjoyed had buttermilk somewhere in the recipe which I notice is absent from an alarming number of recipes.