GunStarHero

Oh look everyone: Zeni's still alive.

Or at least make an effort. OP is on some middle school shit.

Does that count as a chode?

Please tell me you're funnier on stage.

He lives out here and frequents my company's properties to gamble.

I am cursed (blessed) to keep running into Coolio. I never do anything more than wave or say hi, save for the initial meeting at the airport. Saw him with a small entourage walking into the terminal as I was leaving. He had these weird braids in his hair and a DBZ shirt and One Punch Man hat on. I was dumbfounded and just blurted out "Coolio!?" And he looked up confused and saw me and I just said "Hey Coolio" and he just said "Sup?" and we both went on our separate ways.

You look almost exactly like one of my brothers in this picture.

If you took him out of the equation and just typed out everything he said, it would come off like some of those shitty Facebook memes.

To be fair, text-based humor is completely different from spoken humor. Shit, I've laughed at jokes that were inherently lame, but the way they were delivered was hilarious.

Back when I was living in Alabama we had three malls in my city. One was iffy to begin with and then Ludacris made an appearance and someone was just so excited to show him their gun that they fired a few rounds off. I'm unsure if it's still around. Second mall was decent but you can tell it will eventually die as it's big stores close up. Third one is an "outdoor mall" where all the white people go. So that ones still in good shape. Where I am now there are like 10 malls and most are always packed. I go to the one near my house like once or twice a month and it's always busy.

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Even Zeni himself could learn from his book.

There have been gaming competitions since the 70s, so there's been professional gamers for a long time.

Calm down Dillion Edwards.

Captain Marvel - 7/10 Internet trolls and crybabies aside (speaking of, where did they run off to?) I enjoyed this one. Not the best, but it was entertaining all the way through. Would love to see more done with this character. Us - 6/10 I really wanted to like this one, but it fell short for me. I was honestly on board until the last 15 minutes or so, but I'll avoid spoilers. Speaking of, the big twist? Saw that coming from a mile away. By the first 10 minutes I already knew what it was going to be. That was a let down. And I get the social commentary and the whole us vs. them thing and it really was a well crafted movie, but I think it went a little over it's own head. I hate to compare it, but Get Out was way better. Also Lupita is so god damned gorgeous. Good lord woman.

Similarly, go to https://www.xbox.com/ and sign into your account and add them there. Same goes for the Xbox app.

What sucks about being a comedian is you have to actually be funny.

Too real? @That_One_Guy

Oh I'm ready for it. When does your uncle with the whiskey fist and sister fister truck get off work anyways? Cause I know your scrawny ass that's tossed more salads than hay bales ain't gon do shit.

You can keep your Shrek hut DOWN ON THA BAYOU, you swampbilly. And for the record, my family used to live in Eclectic. Had a motherfuckin' ranch called "Boon and Nonner's" named after my great grandfather and his brother. Also, Montgomery sucks about as much as any other urban part of Bama.

You're literally closer to Dothan than I was. I'm from Chisholm Montgomery.

So we actually had a lot of the old Star Wars toys and the smaller G.I. Joe ones, too. Dad sold the Star Wars stuff in the 90s for chump change, and then the Joe's he just stuffed in a duffel bag and dropped off at a charity store. Subsided rage aside, I do wish he would have at least sold them for more. As for stuff I wish I still had, I would have liked to have kept my DBZ stuff. Nothing crazy valuable but a lot of rare stuff. I had misprint figures (like a black-haired Majin Vegeta) and limited edition sets we got from Japan. Had practically every Irwin Toys figure, including ones like Tapion and the Rejuvenation Chamber with the Golden Goku figure. I'd also like to have all my Zoids back.