GunStarHero

3 weeks

Eh when I was a hoodlum living through rough times I would steal from Wal-Mart. I'd just go to self checkout and scan a few items while bagging others and I'd walk up to the person at the door and hold my receipt out, unprompted, and they almost always waved me on. Not saying I'm proud of it, but I had many methods for slipping by them, not just the above. Those employees usually just irritate customers that did the right thing and paid for all their stuff.

Pfft poser. I lost 70lbs and almost died back in 2009 when I was homeless.

Yes.

I like a lot of fast food places and I'm not particularly picky about them. l cook food for thousands of people every day at work the last thing I want to do when I'm off is cook again.

I remember every password I've ever used (that I was allowed to make anyways). My downfall is using the more ridiculous ones for things I originally intended to be temporary and then slowly cycling through all my passwords until I get locked out.

E.D.

I mostly just drink rum and coke or scotch with coke. Pretty boring, I know.

Avatard

This saddens me. At least tell me Halfprice Books is over there. I loved those stores.

Do you guys have HEB in your area? I really liked them when I lived in Texas.

Smith's, Albertsons, 99 Ranch, and Seafood City

Thor: The Dank World

SuperSad

The Longest Dab

12 Years A Slav The Passion of the Chris Schindler's Lost

A Bag's Life

Get Gout

Citizen Kanye

I am as impressed as I am disgusted. Carry on.

Not quite the same but I have so many god damned timers on my phone while I'm at work. I have a pretty spot on "internal" timer for most of the food that's cooking, but there are just so many random things that take a little too long to remember all at once.

Mix? MIX!? Where am I supposed to find a plunger???

Absolutely.

Bro send me a video of your stand-up and I'll help you get there slightly faster.

Add it to LBs shopping list like the Vegeta statue.