GunStarHero

This saddens me. At least tell me Halfprice Books is over there. I loved those stores.

Do you guys have HEB in your area? I really liked them when I lived in Texas.

Smith's, Albertsons, 99 Ranch, and Seafood City

Thor: The Dank World

SuperSad

The Longest Dab

12 Years A Slav The Passion of the Chris Schindler's Lost

A Bag's Life

Get Gout

Citizen Kanye

I am as impressed as I am disgusted. Carry on.

Not quite the same but I have so many god damned timers on my phone while I'm at work. I have a pretty spot on "internal" timer for most of the food that's cooking, but there are just so many random things that take a little too long to remember all at once.

Mix? MIX!? Where am I supposed to find a plunger???

Absolutely.

Bro send me a video of your stand-up and I'll help you get there slightly faster.

Add it to LBs shopping list like the Vegeta statue.

Now you just need the burrito blanket.

I prefer the company of people with a sense of humor.

I was unaware aspirations could be so low.

I like a lot of stuff but my all time favorite is actually Raisin Bran Crunch. No crunch? No dice.

Ah like a male Amy Schumer.

Man, you and @That_One_Guy should take the comedy show on the road. Preferably away from me.

I'm gonna get so many upvotes on pornhub when I repost your comment.