GunStarHero

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Pull an ole Terrance and Philip and fart on his grave.

The only grave I want to visit is my piece of shit father's whenever he finally kicks the bucket. I want empirical proof of his demise.

I think that's what they call the girls at The Library strip club out here.

Gonna be hard to follow that one up. But here's one of my rats in potato sleepy mode:

I hear a lot in the locker room at work. It never ceases to amaze me how many women make calls while they're on the toilet. But the one I will never forget is the girl ordering Chinese food over the phone while having explosive diarrhea. Just rippin' ass while she ordered more ass rippin' fuel.

The Meh er--I mean The Meg - 4/10 I expected a stupid movie and that's exactly what I got. Checks all the boxes for stupid summer blockbuster. It is painfully obvious this is co-produced by a Chinese company, too, with gratuitous shots and sets in China. It really wanted to be a cheesey movie but fell short of even that.

The only ones that bother me are the ones on mobile that bust up into user posts. Otherwise, it's whatever.

Bible Black has a better plot than most mainstream anime.

Bah humbug

Nabs don't ruin this like every thing else.

I was told to eat a spoonful of peanut butter. Works every time for me.

Dude, I do. The one I always talk about with the two ladies going at it and the one rips the other girl's heart out at the end? Amazing. Life changing, really.

Yea but in a way it was out of the frying pan and into the fire.

You absolutely could. The person that called for me didn't know my address or real name.

He was so close though probably!

Whoa whoa whoa. Take it easy there.

Don't do that. Someone did that for me years ago and all that happened was the hotline dude called the Sheriff's department and then hung up on me. Dealt with police officers all day, wasting everyone's time cause the only things they could do were call the same hotline that ended up calling them and taking me in. Taking me in would have been way worse cause I would have been shut off from the world and pumped with meds and kept til they saw fit. If I had insurance. If I didn't then I would be removed immediately.

Serving all those sorry sons of b---delightful After God Squad patrons brunch and dinner.

Sometimes I feel an urge but tbh I can easily ignore it. That being said, there are certain things I indulge in simply because they're just so off the wall, I'd only see it in porn, often times hentai. When I was a teenager I was basically a porn fend. Constantly watching. Learned a lot about myself.

Shout out to all my co-workers that see me coming with my giant cart of food towards the one service elevator and rapidly close the doors.

Get it, she can.