GunStarHero

It's the new thing? I've been an optimistic nihilist for years.

Much like the Bansenshukai, the ancient ninja scrolls bestowed upon the Japanese magistrate by the Iga and Koga clans, this legend is passed down half orally and half through written word. It is a tradition intended to keep every secret from escaping and keep it in the family. The above is an excerpt from a Google Doc that has yet to be fully translated. Loosely, it mentions the legendary Tokugawa Ieyasu and how some contingents of his troops rode the machine into battle during Sekigahara. It also eludes to mentions of the device as far back as the year 1350.

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Legend has it that the samurai of old would ride ellipticals into battle. He is merely being histrionically accurate.

My family name derives from a Hebrew word that roughly translates to "stupid motherfuckers."

Got any gaming clips you wanna share? Cool shit you pulled off? Cool shit pulled off on you? Post 'em here, fool! Here's a short teaser I made last night for my upcoming Halo 2 video:

I do recommend you bring some moist towlettes.

Your dark side is not prepared.

You're too tight for that, little man.

I'll drive the school bus up your ass and take you on a field trip.

Am I still supposed to 360 no scope your butthole while I wear my Master Chief helmet?

Lemme shotgun a speedball and I'll get back to you.

Well...at least keep the gif.

LET'S MAKE A WISH OO OO MAKE IT COME TRUE

Rooster Cokburn True Grits

I need to lose a 100lb myself. WEEEEE

Finding Neo

Seen a hentai where it's two girls and at the end, one of them rips the others heart out. That apparently worked for me.

I became homeless because my dad doesn't like "faggots." There's more to it but I've derailed this thread enough as is.

Not to bring it up, but I got off the streets due in part to a 911 call. I was sitting on a bench a ways off from a Piggly Wiggly and it was like 7pm or something. Someone called the cops and said I was breaking into the Piggly Wiggly, which was still very much open. Cop shows up and does his spiel, hands up, blah blah blah. Sees I'm just a teenager and asks for my info and starts running it while talking with me. He didn't believe I was homeless, which was understandable cause it was a smaller town with no real homeless population. Second cop whips in and flies out of his door and pulls his gun on me and starts screaming he'll blow my head off and gets real close to me. Other cop yells at him to back off, it as just a homeless kid. Long story shirt, gung ho gun cop asks if other dude needs help, hears him say no, and pulls out of there. First cop contacts next of kin, abusive step dad picks me up awhile later and that started a whole nother crappy chapter, but I was officially off the streets.

/salute

There were multiple reasons I was losing so much weight so fast but regardless, I don't wish that experience on anyone.