GunStarHero

Oh I know.

You'll get him next, you gay, sex panther.

Oh shit @Clu was right. He is gay.

I bet its some yee yee ass haircut.

I can assure you Rogue has seen better and katt will use it for target practice.

Reported.

Phillies, I would see whether you reported or not. Also still no.

Like hell I'm handing over my oven fresh hentai.

You are not worthy...

Against nostalgia, no can defend.

Shame cause I got some ballin' futa i could've shared.

I refuse to choose cause life is a buffet and I'm gonna have a little of everything.

Liking you more and more.

Oh look everyone: Zeni's still alive.

Or at least make an effort. OP is on some middle school shit.

Does that count as a chode?

Please tell me you're funnier on stage.

He lives out here and frequents my company's properties to gamble.

I am cursed (blessed) to keep running into Coolio. I never do anything more than wave or say hi, save for the initial meeting at the airport. Saw him with a small entourage walking into the terminal as I was leaving. He had these weird braids in his hair and a DBZ shirt and One Punch Man hat on. I was dumbfounded and just blurted out "Coolio!?" And he looked up confused and saw me and I just said "Hey Coolio" and he just said "Sup?" and we both went on our separate ways.

You look almost exactly like one of my brothers in this picture.

If you took him out of the equation and just typed out everything he said, it would come off like some of those shitty Facebook memes.

To be fair, text-based humor is completely different from spoken humor. Shit, I've laughed at jokes that were inherently lame, but the way they were delivered was hilarious.