Houdini Splicer

Great minds think alike, and all that.

Yes, delicious death in a bottle. It's the only way to go.

Dreams are nice, but that's all they are. They aren't real, sir.

Neither does he. Ever.

Don't feel bad. You aren't the only one. I'm the same, but I'm nowhere near as bad as I used to be. "I want you to teach me how to drive stick." "Oh, sure. Whenever you like." "How about now?" "Alright, let's go. Um, why are you grabbing my dick?" "..." "Oh. OH."

Not I, says me. I'm one of those boring fuckers that doesn't do any of that fun shit. To prove that point, my plans for the Fourth involve listening to Soundgarden's "4th of July" a couple of times... and that's pretty much it.

All the evil seem to live forever.

I think that covers it.

Every single day sucks.

Sure thing, Comrade.

Hello.

Yay! You win! Oh, wait... ::HMM:: Sorry.

Congratulations!

Sounds like someone is jealous as fuck.

After 13 years, one gets used to the loneliness... kinda, sorta.

That shit is whack, son! :barf:

Well, we wouldn't want Zeni to be treated unfairly, now would we? Why, we could also offer him some IcyHot as lube, since none was offered before. We have done a good deed this day. I am proud of us. *nods thoughtfully*

The opportunity to take Zeni's virginity... using a barrel cactus, of course. And people really seem keen on doing this, too, for some reason...

Yep. This right here.

Yeah? Well, I'm perfectly mediocre! So, nyah!

Onion rings are preferred, but fries and tots are delicious, too.

I remember one episode where Soundgarden's lead guitarist Kim Thayil was an extra. He was one of the customers at the cafe/ diner/ whatever the hell it was. I thought, "Well, that's pretty cool." Interesting, anyway. To me, at least.

So I'm not the only one who thinks that.