Houdini Splicer

It is, and he was very angry here, but, yeah, he just looked like he was trying not to shit his pants.

Dumpster Fires, party of one. Oh, and since this thread already is random as fuck... That moment when you painfully realise the double fudge brownies you ate were made with Ex-Lax, and you're squeezing your ass cheeks for all you're worth.

Damn. Some folks just have no respect for good ol' homemade nanner puddin'. Truly a shame. Mochi - Sounds good. I grilled some steaks, too, but had baked potatoes instead of potato salad. It was still very tasty.

Awesome.

Obviously, he was creeping on some lady. Sniffing her hair, "accidentally" rubbing up against her, you know, crap like that.

Oh. I see. Well, are things more lively this year, or do you have the day off this time?

Settle down before you hurt yourself, junior.

At least you got paid for it, though, right? So, that's always a plus.

Thanks.

Hearing that makes it officially the Fourth for me. Played it on every July 4th since Superunknown came out, and it kind of became a tradition. Yeah, I know I'm sad. Shut your whore mouth.

True. I still feel dumber having read it, though. However, it's not like I had anything else planned for this evening, so, no harm done, I guess.

Seems I was a little late to the party.

I remember seeing it. It looked pretty shitty to me, too. But the Rock? He always sold the hell out of a Stunner.

Not quite yet, but it wouldn't take much to throw something together, as the need arises.

Thanks. I think it was the quick, deliberately shitty job I did that actually makes it work.

Shouldn't you be heading out to work at that restaurant-themed gloryhole?

Some people don't like it loud. I can easily see why. It used to not bother me, because I was doing it, too. But, not any more. Not really. Growing up, and growing older, sucks ass.

When you start complaining about someone's radio being too loud as they drive by, instead of saying something like, "Damn, that shit be bumpin'!" That's when you've become old. So, I guess that makes me old.

That brings back some memories.

Hey everybody, indeed.

Once again, as I look into my crystal ball, all I see in your future... is a hand. Your hand. :fap: