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Houdini Splicer

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  1. Everybody has a dream. Some just more ridiculous than others.
  2. It's been many moons since I had some deer jerky... ...anyway, enjoy the hell out of that cake. *thumbs up*
  3. Damn good plan.
  4. Damn that sumbitch straight to hell!
  5. Sounds delicious. Dammit, now I want cake.
  6. No one like Porkins, anyway. He was always a massive fuck-up, and it cost him in the end.
  7. As long as you like it, who cares what anyone else thinks? Mayonnaise cookies are pretty good, too.
  8. The Twi'ilek ladies? Yes. The rest? Nah.
  9. Wow.
  10. You need to practice your pimp-fu more. That'll show 'em.
  11. I'll buy you some more. It's the least I can do.
  12. Yeah, you're right. Walk away and never look back.
  13. What the hell is that on top of the garbage bag? A cat holding its nose? Some kind of mutant shit monster?
  14. I think you dropped more than a chicken nugget.
  15. You're a creepy little bastard. You always have been. Always will be.
  16. That's how I got to see a therapist for years. The state, thankfully, paid for it, until I finally got some insurance that would cover it.
  17. Looks like a fun time.
  18. I didn't know you could sue your hand, or vice-versa.
  19. Learn to do magic. Bitches love magic. And nachos.
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