Houdini Splicer

Shut up. This is my dream. Take your logic or whatever, shine it up real, real nice, turn that sumbitch sideways, and shove it straight up your candy ass until you touch your tonsils.

Takes me back to my childhood. I was kinda surprised no one else thought of it, then I remembered I'm old and weird.

Because our bodies like to betray us at the most inopportune time. The assholes.

Check your rearview. The last thing you will ever see is the double-barrel 12-gauge pointed at the back of your head. That is, before the hollow-tipped slugs tear through your brain like tissue paper. If I were you, I'd strongly reconsider my life decisions.

Draw

Son of a bitch. whut

I like both, but, like others, prefer Animaniacs.

No. Don't make eye contact. Just slowly and calmly walk away.

Let me clear my throat - Kick it over here baby pop And let all the fly skimmies, feel the beat...mmm drop Coolin' on the corner on a hot summers day Just me, my posse and M.C.A. A lot of beer - a lot of girls - and a lot of cursing Twenty-two automatic on my person Got my hand in my pocket and my finger's on the trigger My posse's gettin' big - and my posse's gettin' bigger Some voices got treble - some voices got bass We got the kind of voices that are in your face Like the bun to the burger - like the burger to the bun Like the cherry to the apple - to the peach to the plum I'm the king of the Ave. - and I'm the king of the block I'm M.C.A. - and I'm the King Adrock I'm Mike D. - I got all the fly juice On the checkin' at the party on the forty deuce Walking down the block with the fresh fly threads Beastie Boys fly the biggest heads

I know, I don't have a butt. Insensitive jerk.

Damn straight.

Would it help any if I sent cold thoughts your way? This also applies to anyone else who isn't so fond of summer, by the way.

Yes, and therein lies the beauty of it all.

The Devil made me do it. Okay, he said he'd give me $5. The bastard lied.

...the fuck?

I originally came up with the name Vin Tybul back when 'Star Wars - Battlefront II' (PS2) came out. I looked at the names that showed up on the results screen, along with space battles (mainly Rebels), and decided I wanted to come up with a name that could pass as a Star Wars name. Unfortunately, the game only gave you nine spaces to work with, so I threw letters together, and Vin Tybul was the result. I've used the name for various games over the years. I know, pretty boring. You can all wake up now, though. I'm done.

*clicks on thread* *reads* *nods thoughtfully* *slaps Zeni around because today's a day that ends in 'y'*

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Dumbass, yes. Badass, no.

If ever there was a time when I wished Jason Voorhees was real, it would be now, and if there was one person I wish he would walk up on, it would be you. It wouldn't be as awesome as Still Me kicking your ass all over the place, but dammit all to hell, it would be just as satisfying.

Boi-oi-oing!

That's what I'm counting on, actually.

That's a great idea! We'll go swimming in it every single day! :D

Why, that little sonuvabitch! He's gonna end up with a whole line of people waiting to kick his ass! ...I smell another money-making opportunity! We'll be rich! Rich, I tell ya!

I know, right? Why can't we have nice things?