Houdini Splicer

Well, yeah, that's obvious as hell.

He strikes me as more of a Spanky kind of guy. Yeah, I know that's not what's being discussed here, but I'm saying it anyway just to say: Alfalfa is more of an Alpha than Zeni will ever be. Why? Fuck you, 'cause I can. And Buckwheat would call Zeni a bottom shelf Beta bitch.

It's Karma, saying, "I haven't forgotten about you, beta boy."

Yeah, more like a bottle of Thunderbird after they kick your ass out for smelling like a wino.

Nice.

The Walther P-38 version of Megatron. All the Gen.1 and Gen. 2 Transformers, actually.

10/10 Chrono Trigger kicks ass.

Here. There. Underwear.

You mean like Shark Boy?

Zeni's getting lonely. Haven't you heard, Zeni? You don't have to be lonely, at farmanimalsonly.com. Beta bitches just don't understand. :painfap:

Requires 2 AAA batteries (sold separately) It says that plainly under the "About this item" section. Actually, it's the last thing before it lists the specs for the controller. Aliens. It was those damn aliens again. The ones that look like Parker Posey, right? The sons of bitches.

Oh. That sucks. I've had to have the blu-ray player replaced on mine, but, fuggs is right. They are pretty tough.

What the hell are you going on about now? They finally putting the PS3 down for good or something? I wouldn't know, since I've been busy with an actual job, instead of a made-up one. So, somebody spill the beans... like, please, or something.

Tootsie Pops.

They need to understand, that you use the scent of bottom shelf liquor, to cover up the odor of the shame and desperation that naturally oozes from you. It doesn't work. But you do try. :it:

I'm working on getting mine straightened out now. Finally. Don't trust the wrong people, kids. Anyhow... As far as you're concerned, get used to riding the bus, junior.

Unh-uh. No. Stop. Bad Packard.

If you're expecting to have a girlfriend at all, then, yes, yes, you are expecting too much. Stick with what you know. Your hands are always there. And... they can't say no. Or call the cops. Or file a restraining order. You win!

The same ol' tired shit? How utterly disappointing. 1/10

Oh, yeah. Right, right. I forgot about that. Only 12? Must have been an off day for him. Then again, he's off every day.

That's all you have? Where's the *steps to you, slurring his speech, smelling like bottom shelf liquor, pisses pants* ?

Ed, Edd, and Eddy A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, Revenge of the Sith (Sorry, folks, but that shit did happen. It wasn't just a fever dream.) Space Ghost, Brak, Zorak Okay, that shit's out of my system now.

Yep. They don't like creepy little bastards. You are a creepy little bastard. Mystery solved.

Don't give Zeni any ideas. Dude's creepy enough on his own.

That's what happens when you keep your head shoved up your ass, Zeni. shithead