Tricolor

It depends on how hot the person they cheated on me with is....

You dont have to call our kid retarded..its just wrong

he takes shits alright...all over the woods

I just realized today marks the one year anniversary of me joining this here boreds.....i dont know how i feel about this.Should i be elated?Angry?Horny? All of the above? Should i start a poll?Hmmm...pole....strippers....i gotta take a dump!

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken!

Then im out...i aint no chicken!

A watermelon

Its a good day when i use my KY......

You're in luck! Weinstein told me girls arent people....go get some trim,son!

Wh....what?....what's wrong with Tina's toes!?!?! I cant get over it.

Will it get me laid?

How do you feel about custard suppositories? I'm asking for my grandma

HEY! they were asking for it. Wagging their tongues at me and stuff....how am i supposed to take that?

I'm all penis,....i mean ears

Really?!?! I usually just post whatever pops into my diseased head, making the world just a tad bit darker. It's a gift

i have owned many dogs both large and small Fuggz is right. My bionic willy is proof of the folly of putting peanut butter so that the rottweilers lick it off.....

I only shake like a manly man, so docking is the way to go.

What is this, 9th grade all over again? Hell no!

Damn, im almost there!

I am hoping for some incendiary farts

You know it, bud

Bravo, good sir! Good use of misdirection

I was talking about Jason, but if you prefer the alternative please have at it,good sir.

If it's Pangea, then how come its not fitting into the world's butthole?

But he gets all the poon he wants from his mo......im not going to finish that thought...nope