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Tricolor

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  1. Errrr...that looks like Antarctica to me....
  2. I should clarify that only a certain type of boba gives me the green apple splatters. Caramel boba is the best shit I've ever tasted.
  3. Shit happens
  4. I rather throw it on my burning balls
  5. I agree...Newark, NJ
  6. Dammit, I was going to say that
  7. I prefer a flame thrower...
  8. There's too much talking here?
  9. Boba is the shits....literally
  10. Bravo, sir! But that looks like a shotgun...bravo, nonetheless?
  11. Myself out of the sofa...sometimes
  12. I would join but I don' know how to explain the cum stains on the fur to my wash lady Lupe
  13. Tricolor

    He succ ;D

    Does this come in an extra small?
  14. Work out videos from the 80s usually do it for me
  15. You mean 71? That' s when you 69 and put two fingers in her asshole...
  16. That' how I ended up with a kid!
  17. This can only end in sex
  18. What a dummy! I once did kerosene and got kicked out of jail! Pwgaaaaaa?
  19. Wait, are we talking about poop?
  20. I usually do pcp and have the most wondrous adventures.
  21. The last time I made a hot mess, the library banned me for a year.
  22. Dammit! All those farts...wasted
  23. I will call you 2x4
  24. I think the chef is compensating for something. Most likely a micro penis.
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