SwimOdin

SHIT SUCKS

The port was alive with strange faces. It was dawn by the time he found an old salt willing to part with a vessel for what bullion he had left, a cutter with a Bermuda rig called the Merciful, the sails ragged and ripped, its compass cracked, its rotten hull just barely able to cut the breakers. But it would be enough to make his escape. It wasn't for another hour, when he was a mile from the docks, that his thoughts turned back to her, he imagined her alone. By then, she would have searched the house and found it empty. She had suspected it all along, and now she knew, he was a coward. A coward dressed in the uniform of a brave man. Brave enough to cross two oceans and a continent to find her, to fight countless enemies, and yet, in the end he was terrified. Terrified of her. To lie beside her, to be comforted by her as he wept, to show her he was small, for her to know that and touch his cheek and whisper words softly into his ear, all of that was a nightmare. All he knew to do was run. But now, here, he was free. He took a deep breath of the air, tasting the salt on his tongue and closed his eyes, leaning into the spray as the Merciful picked up speed and sailed for the horizon. He was alone and all was well, he did not have her and he did not want her, he had this, and this was enough. Always, he would have the sea.

I hope they both die in a fire, painlessly

Sobriety is for quitters

I was on a hysterectomy malpractice suit. It was as sexy as it sounds.

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I am mayonnaise made flesh

Horrifying

It’s been ok. I have occasional flair ups but it’s never been as bad as 2009-2011. My wife has colitis and it’s been pretty terrible for her lately. im sorry about your anxiety, it’s why I drink. which is a terrible thing. america

Do drugs

I’m sure there’s gonna be SOME country or unincorporated land.

I love titties.

You can’t really go from introverted to extroverted. Maybe shy to outgoing, but introversion and extroversion are personality types and don’t change. Also, penis. Because that felt too serious.

Animal.

Oh, I meant weird-ass, but I’m not fixing it.

My real-ass real world encounter: a human woman married me.

I’m doing it right now, Two Towers and browsing the board. I feel so fucking millennial.

What a girl doggy if you know what I mean

Have you guys heard of this? Netflix? It’s a tv thing. Anyway, how much Netflix is played as background noise as opposed to people watching it? 30%? Is that embarrassing? Why am I posting so much?

Same, buddy. Same. I don’t even remember what we did.

Also, does ramo post on this board? This question is for panic. Please don’t interrupt us.