SwimOdin

I love titties.

You can’t really go from introverted to extroverted. Maybe shy to outgoing, but introversion and extroversion are personality types and don’t change. Also, penis. Because that felt too serious.

Animal.

Oh, I meant weird-ass, but I’m not fixing it.

My real-ass real world encounter: a human woman married me.

I’m doing it right now, Two Towers and browsing the board. I feel so fucking millennial.

What a girl doggy if you know what I mean

Have you guys heard of this? Netflix? It’s a tv thing. Anyway, how much Netflix is played as background noise as opposed to people watching it? 30%? Is that embarrassing? Why am I posting so much?

Same, buddy. Same. I don’t even remember what we did.

Also, does ramo post on this board? This question is for panic. Please don’t interrupt us.

Are shout out threads allowed? panic, you’re a funny guy. I wish you the best.

How was your birthday?

Quite a punchline!

Just...yeah, I drink a lot of whisky now. The end.

FUCK, I do need to get this. We just bought a new car though so I’m trying to not go nuts...when I get my bonus I’ll get it.

Gatorade

That’s he thing, it’s not even like I know I need it to survive (I do), it’s like I need it like a drug, that I hate.

But I feel lost/directionless when I’m not working. Is this adult?

Happy birthday alzheimer hacks

First of all let me clarify that my penis isn’t that big. Just 9 inches. But, when I wear pants and clothes to minimize the appearance of my penis so I can pass as more androgynous. Anyway, over the past couple of years I’ve noticed that when I run down to the local convenience store and I’m too lazy to wear pants the women working there will give me things: free drink refills, free slice of pizza, free whatever and I catch them staring at my small, nine inch penis. Keep in mind that my penis is floppy and saggy so what the fuck girls? Any theories would be greatly appreciated.

I have used body wash for the last 25 years. Bars of soap are almost a foreign concept to me at this point.

Why did anyone give a FUCK what Grey Worm thought? None of the PTA meeting made any sense.

So other than Skiles, we can’t see shit. I figured as much.

Like Brad Pitt’s, post-9/11