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The_annoying_one

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  1. Banned from DollyWorld for hacking the PA system and blasting Slayer.
  2. Rents rooms in hotels just to flood the bathroom and ask for an immediate refund.
  3. Once paid a parking ticket in pennies.
  4. Eats lemons like an apple.
  5. Some kind of chicken cordon bleu mac & cheese TV dinner. Wasn’t much to it but it was actually pretty good.
  6. Once took an Uber to his neighbor’s house across the street just so he could slap him.
  7. Last bachelor party he went to was in the playground at McDonald’s.
  8. The past two days have been pure hell with no end in sight. I am not in a good mood today.
  9. People would be so much easier to deal with if they just….didn’t talk….or do much of anything at all…..
  10. Wears bubble wrap instead of clothes sometimes.
  11. Ate dinner at 5:30 today. A good 60 to 90 minutes earlier than usual. Now it’s 1 AM and I’m hungry again. Too bad I don’t feel like getting up.
  12. Those reels on Facebook still creep me the fuck out and I’m not ashamed to admit it.
  13. Tries to save people 15% or more on their car insurance but doesn’t actually work for an insurance company.
  14. Was clearly mthor’s accomplice.
  15. Same exact thing happened again tonight, except they brought me Popeye’s chicken and made me pay by watching their 3 little hellions until who-knows-when. Oh, I cannot wait to go to bed tonight.
  16. If a day really wants to fuck me this much, the least it could do is buy me dinner first.
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