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My sister called a little while ago and invited me to her church’s Christmas Eve service, and…I don’t know how I feel about this. I have no problem with church itself. What I do have a problem with is the dozens of people who are likely to approach me that night and beg me to join their congregation. That’s not happening because I love my alone time way too much.

Spaghetti…whenever it’s ready.

Likes to cook lavish meals and eat them inside restaurants, so she can yell “THIS IS WHAT REAL FOOD IS, BITCHES!!” at all the unsuspecting customers.

Melts the snow in his driveway with a flamethrower.

Morning or afternoon. I can’t sleep if I shower at night, for some reason.

Told his school lunch lady to order him a pizza instead of the garbage they served.

Started making minute rice last week. It’s still not done.

Couple of burritos and some tater chips.

I’ve had something on my tongue all day. It feels like a little dot of something, but I can’t figure out what. I’ve tried my toothbrush, mouthwash, everything I can think of. I am annoyed.

Once made a pair of nunchucks out of two twigs tied together with dental floss.

I’VE ALREADY DISREGARDED! I CAN’T DISREGARD ANYMORE!

Just got a DM on Facebook from my aunt, but she misspelled her own name… Huh…

Can play Tchaikovsky‘s “1812 Overture” with just two spoons and an empty paper towel roll.

Little does she know, ghostrek disregarded that text.

Generic TV dinner that’s not worth mentioning.

Words to fucking live by.

Still likes to write naughty words on an Etch-A-Sketch.

An appropriate song for a rainy day.

I guess I randomly trauma dumped on Reddit last night without even realizing it. Woke up this morning to a mountain of upvotes, comments and “awards”. Fuck, I really don’t need this kind of attention….

Happy birthday, molar!