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    Is it really too much to ask to keep your dog crated while I’m house sitting for you for an hour or two? I can’t do anything without almost getting mauled, and the crate in question is (of course) out of my reach.
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    Chicken salad sandwich and some mustard potato salad. Two salads in one meal. Ain’t I healthy?
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    Has a tattoo of a BLT.
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    Who’s the lucky bastard who just got forced into some unavoidable day-ruining bullshit within the next hour or so? You guessed it. This guy.
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    Can speak fluent Latin, but only when there’s a full moon.
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    2 frozen burritos and a little bag of chips. I’m just over this disaster of a day.
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    Likes to get in Uber cars and say “Just surprise me” when they ask for a destination.
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    Puts peanut butter and marshmallows in meatloaf.
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    Tried to talk Dave Matthews into doing a rap album.
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    His password for everything is 80085 because it makes him giggle.
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    Will be first in line to buy that coffee table book. Says it’s “perfect bathroom reading”.
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    Is known to frequent an underground kitten fight club, but refuses to participate for moral reasons.
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    Homemade pizza again.
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    I spend roughly a day and a half away from home, just to come home to complete and utter chaos. I’m not the least bit surprised by this. I’m just experiencing extreme burnout.
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    How am I just seeing this? No, I hearted your post because you made me genuinely laugh. I needed that today.
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    Oldie, but goodie.
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    Knows how to speak in cursive.
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    Is making his own personal scrapbook of old cringy threads.
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    Alien: Romulus - 7/10 Triple Frontier - 8.5/10
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    A Hot Pocket. Today’s been a complete junk food day and I don’t care. I’ll get some real food in my house tomorrow…maybe…
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    Won’t eat eggs because they’re someone’s brain on drugs.
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