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The_annoying_one

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  1. Still crank calls radio stations.
  2. Once owed Blockbuster a $2,000 late fee for The Sound Of Music.
  3. I really need some food in my house, but there’s no way in hell I’m going shopping on the week of Thanksgiving.
  4. Goes by the alias Hot Lips O’Houlihan.
  5. Chicken & rice with English peas mixed in…whenever it’s ready.
  6. Tells everyone he can lift a car right over his head. Doesn’t tell them he’s talking about a Matchbox car.
  7. Breaks into every hotel room and turns on all the faucets before calmly leaving.
  8. Favorite book is the thesaurus.
  9. Chops up a couple of hot dogs in his oatmeal every morning.
  10. Thinks the Sistine Chapel was painted by Michelangelo the Ninja Turtle.
  11. Cooks baked potatoes in an EZ Bake Oven.
  12. Has seen Troll 2 573 times.
  13. Uses a can opener to open cans of soda.
  14. I’m calling it right now. Next week is going to absolutely suck.
  15. Chicken smothered in cream of whatever and a side of corn.
  16. Told his boss he can’t come in this week because his pet rock died.
  17. Bought a parrot just to teach it foul language.
  18. Once tried to get an appointment with Dr. Mario.
  19. Likes to stand up and boo loudly whenever the other theater patrons give a standing ovation.
  20. All the holidays really do anymore is make me want to drink. And I don’t even really drink. Hmm…
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