The_annoying_one

What an absolute nightmare this day has been. I had an appointment with a new doctor this morning. I called them a few weeks ago to make sure they accept my insurance, and was told that they absolutely do. I get there this morning and…nope. My only options were to pay probably hundreds of dollars I just don’t have or leave. I just left, came home, and went back to bed. Fuck today hard.

Made his very own zoo in his backyard with animal crackers.

Went to Myrtle Beach and stepped on a little kid’s sandcastle.

Called the mayor of Rendville, Ohio to ask if their refrigerator was running.

Challenged Mr. Hoonie to a game of horseshoes for control over ghostrek.

Absolutely nothing fills my heart with more warmth and joy than randomly being called an “ass fuck” by some angry little twerp on the internet.

Enjoys nothing more than a sauna in Death Valley.

Rolls a pair of dice every day to determine how he treats people. The higher the number, the worse it gets.

Chicken & rice.

So, this major snowstorm they all but promised just turned out to be a day of nonstop heavy rain? Whatever. It’s not ideal, but I’ll take it.

Happy birthday, Oda. You can come back to IB now.

Followed The Dave Matthews Band around on tour for years just so he could heckle them every single night.

All I want to do is listen to music on YouTube, but I keep getting nonstop notifications from assholes on Facebook wanting to argue with me over a simple opinion.

Was playing a game of Pin The Tail On The Donkey when he accidentally pinned the tail on Mr. Hoonie’s backside. After taking one look at it, he quietly muttered, “You know what? That works.”

Used to write letters to the Taco Bell chihuahua, but never got one back.

Threatened to start a lawsuit and a fight when his order of a dozen donuts only had 11.

Chicken & dumplings, straight out of the can. Couldn’t even heat them up because the power’s out.

It’s not personal. It’s sensory overload. Get over yourself.

Makes hissing noises when his fried chicken is undercooked.

Downloading video games over the internet will never be able to match the excitement of actually going to the store and picking up a physical copy.