The_annoying_one

Bologna & cheese sandwich with a handful of barbecue chips.

Makes pizza with peanut butter instead of tomato sauce, but still puts meats and veggies on it.

Took ghostrek to get a lap dance on a Tuesday afternoon.

Goes around offering people a nickel if they recite the pledge of allegiance.

Every minute feels like an hour today. And this bullshit nonstop rain isn’t helping matters at all.

Celebrates his birthday at CostCo every year.

Plain hot dog with just ketchup and some store-bought macaroni salad.

Likes to go play at Chuck E. Cheese.

Why can’t it be Friday yet? I need to get paid.

I have no idea what that is, but it sounds kind of kinky.

Yells “Yahtzee!” after passing Go in Monopoly.

Carves an apple for Halloween instead of a pumpkin.

How can I be this lazy when I’ve literally done nothing constructive today?

2 of these in the microwave so I can go back to doing nothing.

His favorite summer treat is air fried freezer pops.

Sweets, in general, are kind of gross.

I just can’t seem to relax tonight. It’s like I’m waiting for something bad to happen.

Knows exactly how many pops it takes for a bag of popcorn to be considered done, but is sworn to absolute secrecy on the matter.

Taco Shit Bell

I don’t go out to eat and I almost never drink.

I was so looking forward to a complete “do absolutely nothing” weekend. Little did I know I would be roped into babysitting a demon dog from hell with no chance for an out. It’s just from now until Sunday afternoon or evening, but still…I ain’t happy.

Makes macaroni sculptures of all his favorite singers just for fun.