The_annoying_one

Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.

Too many things these days rely on cheap shock value as some form of "entertainment".

Grilled chicken, mashed potatoes, black eyed peas

Tried to convince the NBA to fill their balls with helium so the players could get more air.

Knows a guy who knows a guy who can maybe help with all of that….if the price is right and all identities completely hidden.

I really need to stop placing delivery orders in the middle of the night when I’m half asleep. I kind of wanted this stuff today, but I accidentally set it up to come tomorrow. Oh well. No big deal, really. EDIT: And it did come today. Either I can’t read or someone was screwing with me.

Is in talks to replace Drew Carey on The Price Is Right within the next few years.

Happy birthday.

Always submits a post here right when I’m in the middle of typing one out.

Knows I would actually do that, no shame or questions asked.

Is trying to seal the deal for HBO to air said fight.

Chicken pot pie

Would love nothing more than to teach Mode 7 that difference.

Wild Arms 3 has got to be the biggest bullshit of an RPG that I’ve ever played.

Is kicking off the opening ceremony of the Olympics by playing “Shot In The Dark” on the kazoo.

Why the hell did this thread immediately conjure up visions of “Where’s Waldo” in my uncultured mind?

Fuck summer vacation with a 10-foot metal rod. There is no reason for people to be this loud and obnoxious.

Instead of a phone, he uses two aluminum cans tied together with a string.

Suggested they add water volleyball to the summer Olympics.

When answering the phone and realizing there’s no one on the other end, what’s the proper number of times to say “hello” before hanging up? I just did 3 and that seemed a little excessive.

Sells seashells at the beach.