The_annoying_one

I can’t speak for other humans, but I think the last time I used my iPod (which I admittedly no longer own) was at least five years ago, maybe longer.

To be fair, I don’t remember much about too many [as] originals, and I haven’t even watched any at all in years. I’m…not helping my case here, am I?

Happy birthday, buddy.

I don’t believe I have a single clue what I’m looking at here, no.

Black Christmas (2019 version) -10/10 W-what…in the blue hell did I just subject myself to? I’ve seen the first two versions of this movie, and they were kind of dumb, but still somewhat entertaining. This one was…90 minutes of uncomfortable social commentary with very little plot and a few random supernatural elements thrown in for absolutely no reason. I seriously need a lobotomy now…

Slasher movies have no business being PG-13.

Chili dogs topped with onions. EDIT: Also had baked beans. Forgot to mention that.

Was banned from Sea World for dumping Pop Rocks in a whale’s blowhole.

Likes to watch the “Bubble Boy” episode of Seinfeld on repeat while listening to “Dark Side Of The Moon”.

Happy birthdays, you two.

People are just so easily triggered these days, and that will never stop being funny to me. Maybe this makes me kind of a jerk, but I don’t care.

When asked what he would bring to the position during his last job interview, he quoted “Eye Of The Tiger”.

I’m stuck in a house right now with 3 screaming kids (who, for some reason, have possession of a goddamn microphone because why not), and a dog that will not stop barking, all because my sister and her husband decided to make last-minute plans and needed one lucky fucker to babysit against his will. I know I’m probably overreacting here, but my blood is literally boiling right now.

Pizza, I guess….

Been a while since a day started out this chaotic, and it’s barely showing any signs of letting up. Not cool, life. Not cool at all.

Convinced ghostrek to shave one of his eyebrows.

I’ll probably nuke a couple of frozen burritos in just a few minutes. I’m in extreme “I don’t care” mode tonight.

That shower was supposed to make me feel better. Not…whatever the hell this is…

Drew a beard on Mr. Hoonie with permanent marker while he was sleeping.

Bases his entire personality on Lloyd Braun from Seinfeld.

TV dinner