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The_annoying_one

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  1. Is the president of the Hair Club For Men.
  2. Likes to take dates to the DMV.
  3. Today was supposed to be a good day, but I guess life had other plans. Whatever. I just wanna eat something and go to bed.
  4. Silent Hill 2 Remake (PS5)
  5. Once talked Michael Bolton into recording a heavy metal album.
  6. Goddamn autopay always strikes at the worst possible times. It’s fine, though. Crisis averted…for now. Not a fun way to start the day, though.
  7. Loves to say g-string.
  8. Went to town hall and gave an impassioned speech about the need for everyone to just fuck off.
  9. Scrambles eggs with a jackhammer.
  10. I’m going through the Terrifier movies again over the next few days. Watching the first one now and it’s significantly worse than I remember.
  11. Nuked a couple of frozen burritos with some potato chips on the side.
  12. I’m not sure how or if this would even work but bank apps should have a feature where you can take a picture of your cash and have it automatically deposited into your account.
  13. I want something better than a generic sandwich tonight, but I don’t really have anything worth cooking and I definitely don’t feel like spending money.
  14. Makes this face whenever a waitress smiles at him.
  15. Only uses rainwater in recipes that call for water.
  16. I feel like I’ve posted this one before but I don’t care because it bears repeating. I absolutely hate birthday parties with a passion.
  17. EDIT: I was in the process of cooking some burgers when I hear a knock on my door. Someone apparently ordered me a pizza and didn’t bother telling me. I hate surprises.
  18. Stop changing my delivery time!
  19. I should try to go to bed early. This mood I’m in isn’t doing me any favors.
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