The_annoying_one

Sure is hard to post when the site will barely even load at all…

Owns and operates a sandwich stand at the bottom of Mount Everest.

Taught Mr. Hoonie how to shave with whipped cream instead of shaving cream.

His New Year’s resolution is to eat one slice of pizza in every single state, alphabetically.

Pot roast I don’t know what (if anything else) I’ll have with it. I just want this headache gone. EDIT: instant mashed potatoes

Happy birthday, disco!!

Cuts fried chicken with a pair of scissors before eating it.

Okay, this is, um, I don’t even know… I was just outside walking my dog, roughly 20-30 feet from my house, when I saw a vehicle pull up. The driver took out his phone, very clearly snapped a few pictures of my house, then drove away before I had the chance to confront him. Frozen paranoia definitely wasn’t supposed to be on the menu today, but okay…

Convinced Hot Pockets to get rid of their iconic sleeves, thereby ruining the entire product.

That was ATHF? One of my favorite [as] shows? How the fuck did I…? Time to disappear in shame for a little bit.

I can’t speak for other humans, but I think the last time I used my iPod (which I admittedly no longer own) was at least five years ago, maybe longer.

To be fair, I don’t remember much about too many [as] originals, and I haven’t even watched any at all in years. I’m…not helping my case here, am I?

Happy birthday, buddy.

I don’t believe I have a single clue what I’m looking at here, no.

Black Christmas (2019 version) -10/10 W-what…in the blue hell did I just subject myself to? I’ve seen the first two versions of this movie, and they were kind of dumb, but still somewhat entertaining. This one was…90 minutes of uncomfortable social commentary with very little plot and a few random supernatural elements thrown in for absolutely no reason. I seriously need a lobotomy now…

Slasher movies have no business being PG-13.

Chili dogs topped with onions. EDIT: Also had baked beans. Forgot to mention that.

Was banned from Sea World for dumping Pop Rocks in a whale’s blowhole.

Likes to watch the “Bubble Boy” episode of Seinfeld on repeat while listening to “Dark Side Of The Moon”.

Happy birthdays, you two.