The_annoying_one

Says his prayers to Sting (the wrestler) every night.

How is it only Monday?

Secretly wonders why there’s no keyhole on a keyboard.

Stouffer’s lasagna in the oven right now.

Completely locked out of my bank account because someone apparently hacked me. Only thing I can do is somehow find a ride in the pouring rain and talk to the bank face-to-face about having my account fully rebuilt. This better not mean the money I had in my account is just gone. I feel violent right now.

Still uses Windows 3.1.

Starts every post on his cell phone but finishes it on his computer.

Favorite actor is one of the extras in The Fast And The Furious.

Mentioning your problems to someone else is almost always a sure fire way to make those problems worse.

Greets people by reciting the first few lines of the Declaration of Independence.

Has a chimp sidekick named Pierre.

TV dinner

Is a master at making little macaroni people.

Yeah, I’ll take a tornado watch right on top of one of the worst days I’ve had in recent memory. Thanks, karma. Appreciate it.

I just can’t shake this sour mood I woke up in today. I would take a nap but I just don’t see that working out for me.

Eats steak with a whisk.

Eats sushi with drumsticks instead of chopsticks.

Wants Metallica to do an album with Barry Manilow.

Replaced the foam in his couch cushions with mashed potatoes.

Is trying to convince MC Hammer to make new music.

Never returned my call about the supporting role in the Carrot Top biopic.