The_annoying_one

Is a world-renowned armadillo whisperer.

I mean…

Microwaveable ramen

Swears spaghetti just tastes better if you eat it in Topeka.

Still has a piece of cake purchased from Denny’s in 1989.

I just… Why does it smell like canned chili outside right now? Just why?

Wraps all of his Christmas gifts in wax paper.

Waking up with absolutely no WiFI wasn’t really in my plans for today, but okay. I guess I just won’t get anything done that I need to.

Favorite compliment is to tell someone they have nice fingers.

Refuses to watch a single movie until he finds out whether Adam Sandler has seen it, and what he thought about it.

Has a merry-go-round in his bathroom.

Bowl of chicken & broccoli flavored rice with a handful of diced onions thrown in for no reason.

The food I want tonight is literally just down the street, but there’s a major part of me who just doesn’t feel like leaving the house, and there’s no way in hell I’m placing a delivery order from just across the street. Yes, this is meaningless laziness on my part, but I won’t try to justify it.

Used aluminum foil instead of tinsel one year, just to see how it turned out. It’s been a tradition for years now.

Everything’s working absolutely fine for me today. I probably just seriously jinxed myself here, though.

Tried to fix the board loading issue with a hammer and some nails.

Can of chicken & dumplings

Sure is hard to post when the site will barely even load at all…

Owns and operates a sandwich stand at the bottom of Mount Everest.