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    Goes to the library to read the dictionary to all the little children every Friday morning.
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    Once wrote a letter to the governor of Michigan, demanding they change the name of the state to Xanadu.
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    One of my random pasta masterpieces. Spaghetti with homemade alfredo, purple onions, and some chopped up chicken strips.
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    Entered his pet armadillo in a Pauly Shore lookalike contest and won.
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    I don’t particularly care for this song, but it’s whatever.
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    Goes around throwing rolls of toilet paper at Christmas carolers.
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    Stouffer’s vegetable lasagna I think I prefer this over their regular lasagna.
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    Why would you email, asking me to review a product I bought from you, then tell me I can’t write a review because I’m not a “verified customer” (whatever that is)? I mean, I don’t care, other than why you wasted my time here…
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    Goes through life with a “What would Chuck Norris do?” mentality.
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    I’m about to boot up the Kingdom Hearts remaster for the millionth time. It’s the PS4 version, but I’ll be playing on my PS5 if nothing goes wrong.
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    If I’m paying money for your streaming service, absolutely nothing on that service should be fucking censored. I can handle ads and poor video quality, but don’t remove all the best parts of the movie.
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    They usually do buy me dinner when I have to do this, but I told them not to worry about it this time. They’re gone now, so I’m good.
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    Just ignore my dirty dishes. I’ll get to those whenever I feel like it.
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    I’m watching my nephews for a little bit so my sister and her husband can do a little last minute Christmas shopping. The oldest (almost 10 years old) keeps randomly yelling “67!!” at the top of his lungs. Kill. Me. Now.
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    Always uses two entirely different types of bread when making a sandwich. The most unique sandwich was tuna salad on sourdough and a glazed donut.
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    Knows how to crochet with uncooked spaghetti noodles.
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    Has a tradition of reenacting the Rocky training montage every New Year’s Day, but set to “Wind Beneath My Wings”.
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    In the age-old battle between making a sandwich at 2 AM vs just taking my ass to bed, I’m a little embarrassed to admit the sandwich won.
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    Was supposed to keep that a secret.
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    Can of chicken & dumplings
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    Rides to work every day on a unicycle.
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