The_annoying_one

9, 7, and 6…I think.

So, my sister and her family have decided to stay with me for the weekend. I wouldn’t really care, except…these kids literally never stop with the extremely loud screaming and screeching. Earplugs don’t help. Taking a long walk down the street doesn’t help. This is my current reality for at least 13 hours a day and I honestly don’t know if I can survive it.

Ordering a pizza. This headache won’t let me do anything else.

It’s kind of sad when the quiet moments are somehow more unnerving than the chaotic ones.

Is trying to tell us he’s opening up an underground grandpa fight club.

His ringtone is Fran Drescher laughing.

Stuffed Mr. Hoonie inside one of the Thanksgiving Day Parade floats and just left him there.

Bring Her Back - 2/10 An hour and 45 minutes of shock value poorly disguised as a plot.

Popeye’s

I went to my sister’s house today, and…she already has her Christmas tree up… I…uh…it’s still November, right?

I’m grateful I finally got paid today. I’m not grateful for a single thing else today.

Same thing as last night.

Can people stop adding me to group texts? I really don’t need my phone to keep chiming because two of you are having a conversation that has nothing to do with me.

Here come the inevitable “just checking in” phone calls and texts that only seem to happen on holidays. Whatever.

Is getting ready for his annual Thanksgiving tradition of turkey boxing. It’s exactly what it sounds like. You put turkeys on your hands and…well…box.

As do I. I just watched it Tuesday night.

Okay, I’ll play for real this time. I’m grateful I got to sleep in this morning.

Video games with multiple playable characters should be completely different for each character, story wise.

2 of these and some macaroni salad.

I’m at that weird point where I’m a little cold, but I feel like any extra heat would just be too much.