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The_annoying_one

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  1. Once organized a marathon from Washington State all the way to Florida. Very few people participated and none survived.
  2. Tenderizes meat with a sledgehammer.
  3. Throws jacks in front of the runners during marathons.
  4. Stands on the sidelines of races and hands out freshly-baked beignets to the runners.
  5. Chops vegetables with a flathead screwdriver.
  6. Has Seight’s cat locked in her basement.
  7. Opens 12-packs of soda right in the middle of the store and buys each can separately.
  8. Burritos shouldn’t be a knife-and-fork meal. If I can’t pick that sucker up, I don’t want it.
  9. Captain D’s 3 pc catfish meal with fried okra, hush puppies and corn on the cob.
  10. Having to choose between two things based solely on which one might possibly fuck you less than the other is hard and kind of unfair.
  11. Makes cereal in the crockpot.
  12. Tells people he got an A on one of his math tests in 5th grade.
  13. Tells people about zombie Jesus.
  14. Was the “I won the internet!” kid in that old meme.
  15. Two chicken burritos with chips & salsa from Margarita’s….whenever it gets here. EDIT: They ended up giving me beef burritos instead. Still good, though.
  16. Goes around town throwing eggs at gas station pumps.
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