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    Is eating roast raccoon this Christmas.
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    This movie is so bad, it’s actually pissing me off. Why do I keep doing this to myself?
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    Nuked a couple of frozen burritos with a handful of potato chips on the side. I was gonna go the even lazier route and do takeout, but it’s too cold outside.
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    Earned free pizza for life from Chuck E. Cheese when he dumped a box of diseased rats in the kitchen and complained to management about it.
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    Stuffs his pillow case with potato chips because he likes to feel the crunch.
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    The Substance - 3/10 Basically a 2.5 hour episode of Black Mirror with no payoff. It earns a few points for originality, but that’s as kind as I can be here.
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    Yells at his coworkers because they steal his juice boxes.
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    24-hour stomach bug one day, 24-hour headache the next. Still a minor improvement, though…I guess…
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    Spaghetti
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    They’re finally gone, but they decided to leave behind a brutal stomach bug in their place. Why the fuck not?
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    Is developing a wardrobe made entirely of papier-mâché.
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    Dark Souls II: Scholar Of The First Sin Edition
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    Still likes to pull the hair out of Barbie dolls.
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    I’m supposed to apologize because some people don’t know how to take a fucking joke?
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    Ran away like this when he saw Mr. Hoonie bent over.
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    Nuked a couple of frozen burritos. Not my best idea since I’ve been dealing with random sulfur burps all day. EDIT: What possessed me to douse these things in hot sauce? I can’t feel my lips…
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    Tried to cook mashed potatoes in a hot tub.
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    That irritating feeling when pretty interesting YT videos are ruined by narrators with really annoying voices.
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