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    Couple of burritos and some tater chips.
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    I’ve had something on my tongue all day. It feels like a little dot of something, but I can’t figure out what. I’ve tried my toothbrush, mouthwash, everything I can think of. I am annoyed.
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    Once made a pair of nunchucks out of two twigs tied together with dental floss.
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    I’VE ALREADY DISREGARDED! I CAN’T DISREGARD ANYMORE!
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    Just got a DM on Facebook from my aunt, but she misspelled her own name… Huh…
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    Can play Tchaikovsky‘s “1812 Overture” with just two spoons and an empty paper towel roll.
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    Little does she know, ghostrek disregarded that text.
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    Generic TV dinner that’s not worth mentioning.
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    Words to fucking live by.
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    Still likes to write naughty words on an Etch-A-Sketch.
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    An appropriate song for a rainy day.
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    I guess I randomly trauma dumped on Reddit last night without even realizing it. Woke up this morning to a mountain of upvotes, comments and “awards”. Fuck, I really don’t need this kind of attention….
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    Happy birthday, molar!
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    The bullshit sure is thick tonight.
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    I was in the middle of making myself a quick sandwich when I got a text from my sister. ”I ordered you a pizza. It should be there soon.” I can’t complain about free food, but I wish I’d known before I wasted bread & mayo.
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    Crashes random large family events and tells the men they are the father.
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    This one’s actually true.
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    Can’t eat chocolate ice cream without adding pepperoni to it.
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    Cosplays as Cait Sith whenever he has to appear in court.
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    Came up with an idea for a funhouse where all walls are covered in bubble wrap, but shut it down when it got too expensive to keep replacing it.
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    Eats his lunch on a see-saw every day.
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    Is in a KISS cover band called SMOOCH.
  25. The_annoying_one
    I know what would probably make me feel better, but the will to actually get up and do it just isn’t there.
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