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    I can’t remember the last time I actually sat down and watched a movie. I should maybe do that soon. Not tonight, though.
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    His outgoing voicemail message is in the voice of Donald Duck.
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    Uses [classic swim] as his alarm clock.
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    Taco Bell Thanks, myth busters thread.
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    Goes to Taco Bell, orders 14 burritos, then drives away without paying or picking up the food.
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    Fills out the paperwork at the doctor’s office with a pink crayon.
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    Once posted a job listing on Indeed for a professional toenail clipper.
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    Happy birthday, person who apparently only lasted about 3 days here.
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    Sells beach balls out of the back of an ice cream truck.
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    Netflix won’t let me watch today’s episode of Monday Night Raw because it’s “already aired”. This has never been an issue before. Why now?
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    Does exactly the same thing with spices. It’s really quite impressive.
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    https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1Bee3NRYit/?mibextid=wwXIfr
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    Beef tips over white rice. One of my absolute favorite meals of all time.
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    This is exactly why I don’t answer the phone unless it’s someone I talk to on a very regular basis. And those people pretty much know I’m a text-only person in almost all circumstances.
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    There are only maybe 5 websites I genuinely care to visit on a regular basis. The rest of the internet can pretty much go.
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    Throws mashed potatoes at people’s heads whenever they look at him funny.
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    I’m sick as a dog today and I know it’s because of this damn bipolar weather.
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    I just love feeling tossed around, chewed up, and spit out early in the morning. I guess it all worked out for the best but the delivery was shit.
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    Is funding the new meatloaf parfait diner.
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    Puts sauerkraut on ice cream and feeds it to the neighborhood kids.
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    Lists posting here on his job resume.
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    Makes pies out of bone-in spare ribs.
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