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    There is no better feeling than putting on a pair of headphones and saying "fuck the world", even if it's just temporary.
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    Eats ice cream cones sideways.
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    Grilled cheeseburgers again. Had potato cakes on the side.
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    I have absolutely no idea why.
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    Throws water balloons at people in the Walmart parking lot.
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    Is developing a new type of deodorant that smells like sweat and shame.
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    Reads Mr. Hoonie a bedtime story every night.
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    When I went to bed last night, how was I supposed to know that I would wake up in hell today?
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    Answers every phone call with “City Morgue. You stab ‘em, we slab ‘em”.
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    Goes around town telling every kid in sight to just go home.
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    Can sing “It’s The End Of The World As We Know It” without missing a single word or taking a single breath.
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    Replaced all the walls in her house with mirrors.
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    Went backstage at a Bruce Springsteen concert and threw a roll of toilet paper at him.
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    Gets way too excited for the Robocop Convention every year.
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    Arby’s Fish sandwich and potato cakes. EDIT: How the hell did I accidentally order unsweetened tea? I could barely even drink it.
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    Netflix is only letting me log in on my phone lately and I have no idea why. How can the exact same password be correct on one device and incorrect on another?
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    Plastic silverware is better than the real stuff in almost every conceivable way…..unless it’s that cheaply-made plastic silverware that breaks as soon as you pick something up.
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    I need this show in my life right now!
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    Is playing The Riddler in an off-Broadway musical rendition of Batman.
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    Has taken screenshots of every post ever made in the UEMB.
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    That amazing feeling when plans you weren’t looking forward to somehow manage to fall through.
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