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    Goes to restaurants and threatens to spit in people’s food if they don’t meet his demands. His demands are that everyone cluck like a chicken while hopping on one leg.
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    Tried out to be the mascot for the Dallas Cowboys.
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    His first toy was a box spring repurposed as a Slinky.
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    The fact that Apple TV only allows downloads to count on the device you used to download it and not the account it’s tied to is kind of bullshit.
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    Owns a collection of GTA bobble heads.
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    Once used beer instead of milk in cereal.
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    Starting Common People right now. Wish me luck.
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    Tried to sell chocolate-covered spiders at the state fair. It somehow never caught on.
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    Had someone surprise me with Captain D’s tonight. 2 pc catfish meal with fries & okra. It was okay but I could’ve just eaten whatever around the house.
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    Made a special pair of pants for my ass that say “You can look but you can’t touch”.
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    Has a strange obsession with my ass.
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    Has a personal vendetta against the Easter Bunny.
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    Was an extra in the music video for Lady Marmalade.
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    Is raising funds for the first ever naked badminton tournament.
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    Has been known to yell at the sky at exactly 2:37 every Thursday afternoon.
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    I might start the new season tonight….if my internet decides to be good and cooperate with me.
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    His personal vehicle is an ice cream truck.
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    Needs to know that I really didn’t know that and sincerely apologize.
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    Helped Russell Brand become famous.
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    Saying you don't feel like doing something with someone isn't always a slight. Some people just need to grow a thicker skin and realize everything, in fact, does not revolve around them.
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    If that song gets stuck in my head, I’m coming to haunt your ass.
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    The introvert in me wants to love this. The realist in me is absolutely fucking terrified.
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