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The_annoying_one

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  1. I really don’t feel like I need to justify my emotionless face to anyone.
  2. Had some people randomly come over with Arby’s. I didn’t really want fast food tonight but it’s fine. It was pretty good and I didn’t have to pay for it.
  3. Is developing a sitcom with Mode 7 and neither of them even realize it.
  4. Is wearing bell bottoms right this second.
  5. Hid whoopie cushions under all the seats at the city council meeting.
  6. If you’re going to show up at my house completely unannounced, I am well within my rights to flat-out ignore you.
  7. Once baked a pie filled with dozens of different flavors of gummy bears. People are still chewing on it.
  8. I think we should see other people.
  9. Likes to stand in front of an elevator, opening and closing the doors while gasping.
  10. Is bringing Schoolhouse Rock back for a more modern audience.
  11. Well, today certainly came out swinging. I….I, uh…..whatever.
  12. Decided to jack up my cholesterol some more and blow money on McDonald’s because I’ve felt like doing absolutely nothing today.
  13. I haven’t spoken to a single person so far today. It’s been quite glorious.
  14. Cackles wildly whenever a cashier asks “Would you like change?”
  15. Lost her mind behind a Dollar General in 1989. Found it again, years later, underneath a rock in Tempe, Arizona.
  16. Performs a shadow puppet show every night with no audience.
  17. Once made a pot of soup using every single thing in the kitchen and pantry.
  18. Threw sand in my eyes when I asked to play in the sandbox.
  19. Left out the part where I play “Come To My Window” by Melissa Etheridge while doing this.
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