The_annoying_one

Happy birthdays, you two.

People are just so easily triggered these days, and that will never stop being funny to me. Maybe this makes me kind of a jerk, but I don’t care.

When asked what he would bring to the position during his last job interview, he quoted “Eye Of The Tiger”.

I’m stuck in a house right now with 3 screaming kids (who, for some reason, have possession of a goddamn microphone because why not), and a dog that will not stop barking, all because my sister and her husband decided to make last-minute plans and needed one lucky fucker to babysit against his will. I know I’m probably overreacting here, but my blood is literally boiling right now.

Pizza, I guess….

Been a while since a day started out this chaotic, and it’s barely showing any signs of letting up. Not cool, life. Not cool at all.

Convinced ghostrek to shave one of his eyebrows.

I’ll probably nuke a couple of frozen burritos in just a few minutes. I’m in extreme “I don’t care” mode tonight.

That shower was supposed to make me feel better. Not…whatever the hell this is…

Drew a beard on Mr. Hoonie with permanent marker while he was sleeping.

Bases his entire personality on Lloyd Braun from Seinfeld.

TV dinner

Wrote an angry letter to Square Enix, demanding they make an RPG where all characters wear bikinis.

I choose violence today. I spent most of my morning in bed thanks to a massive headache. I finally managed to make myself get up because I knew my dog needed to go out. I get out there, and a few feet down the sidewalk, some old woman I’ve never seen decides to talk to me (because why not). The fact that she spoke to me is not the problem. What she chose to say to me is. ”Hello. Out for a morning walk? Or should I say roll (clearly referencing my wheelchair)?” Really, you ableist bitch? If you’re gonna joke about it, at least make it funny. It’s also entirely possible that I’m misconstruing this entire situation because I feel like crap today. But I’m not gonna entertain that thought. It’s just easier to hate today.

So, I guess life’s just gonna force me to exist today? Fuck…

Accused Hungry Man of being misogynistic, but the judge just laughed.

Third night in a row of chicken & rice. I just let laziness win out and I don’t regret it.

I kind of wanted to just pick up some takeout tonight, but the only places within walking distance are legit restaurants that would probably charge more than I’m willing to spend. Not to mention this brutally cold wind that’s probably only going to get worse as the night progresses. Oh well. I’ll figure something out later. I’m not hungry right now anyway.

Happy birthday, Katt!!

Sent Mr. Hoonie a Christmas card that was just a zoomed in picture of his ass.