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The_annoying_one

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Everything posted by The_annoying_one

  1. Drinks mashed potato milkshakes.
  2. Why can’t I just spend the entire day in bed? These problems will still be here tomorrow.
  3. Makes cheeseburgers the size of a dime.
  4. Is winning the WWE tag team titles at Wrestlemania 42 with Mr. Hoonie as his partner.
  5. Helped Beyonce and Jay Z name their first child.
  6. Did you really make me wait on hold for half an hour just to hang up on me?
  7. Wrote a thrilling review of that show, criticizing Jeff Dunham for his juvenile humor and praising Seight for "saving comedy".
  8. Has a habit of break dancing at the worst possible times.
  9. Did they expect you to break down and help plan the funeral or something? That’s ridiculous.
  10. Filmed the whole incident and didn’t blur out any of the faces because “screw the innocent”.
  11. Goes to Del Taco just to make friends, by asking “Does this boil on my ass look infected?”
  12. One of these days, I’m gonna learn that sleeping all day doesn’t really make up for being up all night. Today is not that day, though. I am irritable.
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